{"id":1919,"date":"2009-05-11T08:23:38","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T11:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2009-05-11T11:15:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T14:15:21","slug":"ysac-vol-298-mmmmm-raisins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1919","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 298: Mmmmm, raisins."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Chef Brian says &#8211; m4w &#8211; 20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>It is a fairly common misconception that you cant make windows out of brick.<br \/>\nMost people feel that brick is too soggy. And I can assure you, it is a shoe.<br \/>\nScientist have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb. This brings up a disturbing question.<\/p>\n<p>DOES COFFEE BLEED!?<\/p>\n<p>If infact it does then one most consider the possibility that all life is a giant cake mold.<br \/>\nBut instead of delicious gooey, cake batter we are filled with raisins.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s too well-organized to be a spambot. I&#8217;m filing this one under &#8220;trying too hard&#8221; because it feels as though this person is attempting to be random and quirky. You can&#8217;t ATTEMPT to be random and quirky &#8212; you either are, or you aren&#8217;t. This person isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>[Edited to add: and, as it turns out, this person is plagiarizing from a webcomic. See link in comments!]<\/p>\n<p>Sent in by SD &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chef Brian says &#8211; m4w &#8211; 20 It is a fairly common misconception that you cant make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy. And I can assure you, it is a shoe. Scientist have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb. This brings up a disturbing question. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[70,34],"class_list":["post-1919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-plagiarism","tag-trying-too-hard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1919"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2284,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions\/2284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}