{"id":2368,"date":"2009-06-21T10:25:21","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T13:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2009-06-21T00:34:11","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T04:34:11","slug":"ysac-vol-339-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2368","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 339: Science!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Pretty girl, Wheres her nice guy<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>well im a big beautiful lack women. i attend school at BCC studing science. I work part-time to pay for school. i just moved here about a week ago and im currently living with my aunt. i love to go out and have fun when i have the time. im a really kool person to meet and get along with. Imm looking for someone who knows how to treat a real women wit respect and kindness and is willing to be able to give me what i need. He must have a job and some education. Im looking for a real women not a boy.<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2368 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321b.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/321c.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Vanessa sends this one in, saying, &#8220;Is this poster supposed to be a big, beautiful black woman? Is the person in the picture supposed to be be black? Is this person looking for women or a man? I&#8217;m confused. Is this some new Craigslist scam that I don&#8217;t know about? Surely it can&#8217;t be a bot &#8211; they make more sense than this. On the other hand, I hope it is a bot, because then that means there isn&#8217;t someone out there who actually wrote this. Maybe someone can translate this one for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll <em>try<\/em>: The poster is currently attending school and working part-time nearby, which is why she just moved there a week ago, because she studs science. She is a big beautiful black <em>women<\/em>, which explains why she is white in the picture &#8212; she&#8217;s multiple women! All of her is looking for someone who can treat multiple women (like all of her) with respect &#8212; they want a man who is a real women, not a boy.<\/p>\n<p>Does that help?<\/p>\n<p>No? I didn&#8217;t think so. Science is doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty girl, Wheres her nice guy well im a big beautiful lack women. i attend school at BCC studing science. I work part-time to pay for school. i just moved here about a week ago and im currently living with my aunt. i love to go out and have fun when i have the time. 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