{"id":2428,"date":"2009-06-16T09:31:28","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T13:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2428"},"modified":"2009-06-16T00:22:23","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T04:22:23","slug":"ysac-vol-334-i-dont-even-wanna-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2428","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 334: I don&#8217;t even wanna know."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Smooth or Chunky &#8211; m4w &#8211; 25<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Looking for an attractive female to pose nude or partially nude  for amateur art. I am not creepy. I will pay you in peanut butter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I know this is a euphemism for <em>something<\/em>, but I really, really don&#8217;t want to know what.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the current exchange rate for US $ to peanut butter? You mention both the smooth and chunky options in the headline &#8212; is the exchange rate different depending on whether the peanut butter is chunky or creamy? Reduced fat? Organic? What if the model has a horrible allergy to peanut butter &#8212; what alternate currency are you prepared to offer? The pinto bean market is way down these days, so no self-respecting model would work for that. Have you considered all that bananas have to offer as a currency? I mean, they come in bunches, so they&#8217;re easy to transport and count. And they come in their own convenient carrying case.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness he&#8217;s not creepy, though, because that would just be weird.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks (I think) for the submission, Ellen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smooth or Chunky &#8211; m4w &#8211; 25 Looking for an attractive female to pose nude or partially nude for amateur art. I am not creepy. I will pay you in peanut butter. I know this is a euphemism for something, but I really, really don&#8217;t want to know what. What&#8217;s the current exchange rate for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[47,15],"class_list":["post-2428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strictly-platonic","tag-euphemisms","tag-ew"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2428"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2438,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428\/revisions\/2438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}