{"id":2462,"date":"2009-06-22T10:25:08","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T13:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2462"},"modified":"2009-06-22T13:12:52","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T17:12:52","slug":"ysac-vol-340-i-think-im-turning-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2462","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 340: I think I&#8217;m turning &#8230; Part 2."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in the personals section of the Osaka Craigslist:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Hi &#8211; 28<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Im a single guy looking for a japanese women whos single and willing to relocate. I work full time for [name] hight school its good pay but great benifits. Im also an auto painter by trade so i like to stay buesy. I got a little shop ware i do my paint work when needed or when i want alittle extra cash. But the school is my maine job and is a state job and will get a pesion when i retier and i do invest into a 403k. Im doing ok for my age. that my work life.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy movies and walks and going out for a bite to eat. I love all music as long as i can understand what thare trying say. I realy enjoy the import car seen i love imports so i need an import wife in my life lol (^V^) that will top me off i think. At this moment i share a home with my mother her and my father are going threw a brake up or devorces if u like. So im liveing with her to help her on some of her payments untile shes clear of them. I do drink but im not an every dayer and i smok i stoped for six months and just started agin. What was i thinking? I also enjoy sports indy car raceing and amrican foot ball and hockey. I played hockey all most my hole life.<br \/>\nIm only going to reply to pic with photos and no site links. Im looking for some one real. If you know some english thats a pluse but i do not juge people my thare lingo.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that i to meet someone from japyland.<\/p>\n<p>Please write some stuff about your self so i know your real and seroues to.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2462 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/340a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/340a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/340b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"90\" height=\"96\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/340b.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If you are a japanese women who is (are?) willing to relocate to a relatively small town in upstate NY to be with someone who works for a high school, you might want answers to the following questions:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>What is his &#8220;maine&#8221; job at the high school? And what is a 403k? I&#8217;ve heard of 401(k)s, and 403(b)s, but this appears to be some combination of the two.<\/li>\n<li>Import car = import wife. Nice. Do you expect to be able to trade her in after she&#8217;s got a few thousand miles on her?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I really hope he&#8217;s not a teacher. He doesn&#8217;t &#8220;juge people my thare lingo.&#8221; Too bad I do.<\/p>\n<p>And &#8230; really? japyland? If he&#8217;s lucky, maybe she can teach him the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2375\">Asian language<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Ems for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in the personals section of the Osaka Craigslist: Hi &#8211; 28 Im a single guy looking for a japanese women whos single and willing to relocate. I work full time for [name] hight school its good pay but great benifits. Im also an auto painter by trade so i like to stay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[58,38,61,7,75,43],"class_list":["post-2462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-asshat","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-still-single","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2462"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2466,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions\/2466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}