{"id":2525,"date":"2009-06-30T10:09:01","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T13:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2009-06-14T12:06:41","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T15:06:41","slug":"ysac-vol-348-its-an-anagram-of-flab-solo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2525","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 348: It&#8217;s an anagram of &#8220;flab solo&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another in the series of, &#8220;If you can imagine the misspelling of it, it&#8217;s already on Craigslist!&#8221; Today&#8217;s challenge: foosball tables. Quick, think of the strangest spelling imaginable of foosball. Now click to see what others came up with &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Fooz Ball Table &#8211; $150<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Where moving need to get rid of it quick works great<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2533\" title=\"348f\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/348f.jpg\" alt=\"348f\" width=\"240\" height=\"134\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2534\" title=\"348g\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/348g.jpg\" alt=\"348g\" width=\"240\" height=\"134\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m having some perspective issues here. Is the table floating upside down? And what is the second picture supposed to show? &#8220;Look, here are the three legs for the levitating fooz ball table.&#8221; I think I need a Dramamine.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Harvard Fuzz Ball Table &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Nice Model works great ! Was a model house piece now outside needs to be cleaned and washed ! It is dusty Heavy Model Stands alone no need to prop on a table!! Lost the fuzz ball but any sporting goods store carries them for About $2 or If interested please call xxx xxx xxxx jacky<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2535\" title=\"348h\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/348h.jpg\" alt=\"348h\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You&#8217;d think that at Harvard they would be able to write better than this. Or learn not to take pictures of things for Craigslist that have rat cages underneath them. (Yes, yes, I know that Harvard is the brand name. In a house of Stanford and Yale grads, though, we had to go for the easy joke.)<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Fosball table &#8211; $100<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Full size commercial grade .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, none of those amateur tables for me, no sir. I want the one that the <em>professionals<\/em> use.<\/p>\n<p>Amazingly, these last three examples all come from the same metropolitan area. I&#8217;m not sure what it is about <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Mossuri<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Mussuri<\/span> Moosuri, but they have trouble with their foosball.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Fusball, Air Hockey, Ping Pong Table&#8211;All in One! &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Fusball table that turns over into air hockey table. Table also includes board with netting for ping pong. All balls, pucks, paddles, and other pieces included. Table is in GREAT condition and was rarely used. This would be a great gift for kids or college students! Email if interested or if you would like more details!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Fuseball Table in Great Con. &#8211; $100<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Have nice light wood colored fuseball table that I don&#8217;t have the room for anymore. Loads of fun!<\/p>\n<p>If interested please call xxx-xxx-xxxx and leave a message. (I will respond promptly)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2526\" title=\"fuseballa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/fuseballa.jpg\" alt=\"fuseballa\" width=\"176\" height=\"144\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2527\" title=\"fuseballb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/fuseballb.jpg\" alt=\"fuseballb\" width=\"176\" height=\"144\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2528\" title=\"fuseballc\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/fuseballc.jpg\" alt=\"fuseballc\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to imagine how a game of fuseball would go. I think if you have too many people playing the game, the ball just blows up.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8230; when you do a Google search for <em>fuseball<\/em> on Craigslist, you get ten pages (!) of hits along with Google&#8217;s helpful suggestion, &#8220;Did you mean <em>fussball<\/em>?&#8221; Sure. Sure I do. Let&#8217;s say, hypothetically, that I mean fussball, shall we?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>NEW FUSSBALL TABLE &#8211; $250<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Brand new fussball table. New cost $600.00. I don&#8217;t have a space for it, so selling it for $250.00. Our loss, your gain.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2531\" title=\"fussballa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/fussballa.jpg\" alt=\"fussballa\" width=\"240\" height=\"181\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2532\" title=\"fussballb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/fussballb.jpg\" alt=\"fussballb\" width=\"240\" height=\"181\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This fussball table is brand new. You can tell by the date stamp on the photos.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Erin for the three <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Mossuri<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Mussuri<\/span> Moosuri posts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another in the series of, &#8220;If you can imagine the misspelling of it, it&#8217;s already on Craigslist!&#8221; Today&#8217;s challenge: foosball tables. Quick, think of the strangest spelling imaginable of foosball. 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