{"id":2549,"date":"2009-07-03T10:30:44","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T13:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2549"},"modified":"2009-06-14T13:38:15","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T16:38:15","slug":"ysac-vol-351-but-its-canadian-money-so-its-worth-250","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2549","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 351: But it&#8217;s Canadian money, so it&#8217;s worth $2.50."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>3 thousnad dollars For Help &#8211; 35<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hello!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m ready to pay any woman willing to help me having my permanent residence,<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;r looking for more please tell me email me and leave me a phone number  to joing you.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2550\" title=\"351\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/351.jpg\" alt=\"351\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Andrea sends in this listing from Montreal, saying, &#8220;I mean, seriously, if your future depends on\u00a0trying to break immigration laws by paying a woman to marry you so you can stay in the country, you&#8217;d think you could at least take the time to 1) spell check your ad, 2) make said ad understandable, and 3) find a photo of yourself where you don&#8217;t look like an asshat wannabe gangsta\u00a0with mental problems.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You also might want to spend a little less time photoshopping bling into your picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 thousnad dollars For Help &#8211; 35 Hello! I&#8217;m ready to pay any woman willing to help me having my permanent residence, If you&#8217;r looking for more please tell me email me and leave me a phone number to joing you. Andrea sends in this listing from Montreal, saying, &#8220;I mean, seriously, if your future [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[58,52,43],"class_list":["post-2549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-asshat","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2549"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2552,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549\/revisions\/2552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}