{"id":2626,"date":"2009-07-08T09:43:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T13:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2626"},"modified":"2009-07-08T17:22:18","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T21:22:18","slug":"ysac-vol-356-edjoocashun-is-four-loosers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2626","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 356: Edjoocashun is four loosers."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Need Your HomeWork Done<\/h2>\n
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Do you know that your kids are failing a class because they don’t do there homework. Well now you can gett help from us. We do all kinds of home work. We specialize in math, history, and many more subgects
\nemail us for more information<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mich sends this one in, saying, “I shur hope one of there subgects is English becuase thats were I need to gett help and I can see there good at it.”<\/p>\n

Clearly your kid’s problems in school will go away if you simply have someone else do their homework for them. Because, you know, kids are never tested<\/em> on things they learn by doing their homework. Or maybe these people have mastered the art of learning by osmosis — they do the homework, and your kid somehow magically learns what the capital of Paraguay is.<\/p>\n

And, of course, these things are never alone:<\/p>\n

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Math Tudor<\/h2>\n
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I’m 16years old and will help your kindergarden-2nd grade with their math homework. I’m very calm with children i will never lose my cool with kids i love kids and i wil also babysit them to if u need it i’ll also babysit younger kids.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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tudor K-5th Grade (lessons & tudoring)<\/h2>\n
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I am an experienced, credentialed elementary school teacher.<\/p>\n

If your child struggles with homework and tests, can’t keep up with classwork, or just wants to get ahead, email me.<\/p>\n

I offer tudoring in:
\n* Reading
\n* Writing
\n* Mathematics
\n* Study Skills
\n* Phonics
\n* Vocabulary<\/p>\n

$30 an Hour
\nI’ll come to your home in Orange County.<\/p>\n

I look forward to meeting your child’s needs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What on earth would a kindergarten student need “tudoring” in? Lining up for the drinking fountain? Napping? Not drowning in the sandbox? It is reassuring to know that a sixteen year old can do math at a 2nd grade level. Too bad she can’t write at one. She was doing well enough with the first sentence, and then ended up in run-on chatspeakland.<\/p>\n

And is it really asking too much out of society to expect that an “experienced, credentialed elementary school teacher” would know how to spell tutor<\/em>? Maybe she needs to lay off of the phonics for a little while, and to rely less on a medial flap<\/a> than on a dictionary. [Editor update: we appear to have killed the “medial flap” link.] For the love of Merriam AND Webster, the word tutoring<\/em> is IN THE NAME OF THE CATEGORY IN WHICH YOU PLACED THE AD<\/em>!<\/p>\n

Thanks to Jennifer for the math tudor ad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Need Your HomeWork Done Do you know that your kids are failing a class because they don’t do there homework. Well now you can gett help from us. We do all kinds of home work. We specialize in math, history, and many more subgects email us for more information Mich sends this one in, saying, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79],"tags":[38,61,7,52,9],"class_list":["post-2626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lessons-tutoring","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2626"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2628,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions\/2628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}