{"id":2689,"date":"2009-07-23T09:47:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T13:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2009-07-23T10:39:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T14:39:11","slug":"ysac-vol-371-shes-lump-shes-lump-shes-lump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2689","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 371: She&#8217;s Lump, she&#8217;s Lump, she&#8217;s Lump &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Reading Lump &#8211; $7<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Reading Lump without a bulbPlease call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or e-mail me.<br \/>\nFirst come, First serve!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2690\" title=\"369\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/369.jpg\" alt=\"369\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Reading. If it hurts, ur doin&#8217; it wrong.<\/p>\n<p>What is it about lamps that makes people laconic?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Antique-ish brassy lamp &#8211; $5 (downtown)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I love lamp.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2832\" title=\"369b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/369b.jpg\" alt=\"369b\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2833\" title=\"369c\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/369c.jpg\" alt=\"369c\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2834\" title=\"369d\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/369d.jpg\" alt=\"369d\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There isn&#8217;t even any good reflectoporn in the listing. I&#8217;m terribly disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>Lamp, meet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=646\">table<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Edited to add:<\/strong> Ah-ha, it&#8217;s an <em>Anchorman<\/em> reference. Still, not the best way to sell your grandmother&#8217;s ugly lamp, is it?<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by Katie and Julie &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading Lump &#8211; $7 Reading Lump without a bulbPlease call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or e-mail me. First come, First serve!! Reading. If it hurts, ur doin&#8217; it wrong. What is it about lamps that makes people laconic? Antique-ish brassy lamp &#8211; $5 (downtown) I love lamp. There isn&#8217;t even any good reflectoporn in the listing. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[25,7,42],"class_list":["post-2689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2693,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions\/2693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}