Heather sent in this first post, saying, “I don’t understand this at all. Is this code for something? Just trying to read it makes me a little dizzy.”<\/p>\n
\nHasings a Wanting: Varg Doll<\/h2>\n
\nHere is foodpeeple
\nHas wants of these here mans:
\nA ONE Varg doll from the Burzum. BUT and here and exclusive to here is CATCH: must have approvings for the from Varg himselfed.Tragedy happen: last Varg doll purchse?\/\/? MOUNTAIN DUDE BOTTLE EXTRAED WITH DOGHAIRED STAPLED ONAND ALSO THIS VARGHEAD TAPE ON IT!11!!<\/p>\nSerioused reply to thanks<\/p>\n
thanksed to you mans
\n– foodpeeple<\/p><\/blockquote>\nA little digging on Craigslist turned up a few more “foodpeeple” posts, which were all made around the same time:<\/p>\n
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\nfor the tradsings: Soups<\/h2>\n
\nhas much cans and wantings for to then fills up with a soups mans?\/\/? EMPTY CANS HASING YOU DOWN???\/\/??
\nHere my pitch: I soup thems ups!11!! Not like SOUP UP the racercar SOUPS UPS with pouring of CHICKENWATER11!!!!
\nI can make these thing happen at you
\nis so easy mans
\nthanksed
\n– foodpeeple<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\ntells at ALBAMA MAN!!11!1 (a FOODpeeple)<\/h2>\n
\nFOOD has caps for clearingnessHas never finded way into an ALABAMA<\/p>\n
Pleased for telling this foodmans how you finds it to be in homestate for ALABAMA (CAPSING ITS FOR A CLEARS)<\/p>\n
Much thanksing has throwed from palm to heart JAJAJA JOKED<\/p>\n
– foodpeeple<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Part of me really, really wants to understand this. Part of me even thinks it DOES understand this. (I’m a little worried about that part.) In those rare moments of clarity (mine, not the posts’), it almost sounds to me as though there’s something philanthropic going on, which I can get behind. In those other moments, I just hear Gollum.<\/p>\n
The problem is, in those other<\/em> moments, there simply isn’t a way to capture and express my reaction to these posts, which basically involves me pointing at the screen and saying, “Buh … whut?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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