{"id":2789,"date":"2009-07-29T09:16:56","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T13:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2789"},"modified":"2009-07-28T13:37:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T17:37:11","slug":"ysac-vol-377-dachshund-is-the-new-chihuahua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2789","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 377: Dachshund is the new chihuahua …"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I am looking for a chihuahua douchound mix<\/h2>\n
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I have always wanted a chihuahua douchound mix or just a douchound or toy chihuahua i just really want a small dog with that doesnt have long hair. my mom finally said for my 18th birthday\/ graduation gift she would get me one. So if you are giving a way or selling i would be interested please.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As you all, know, we here at YSaC are all about helping people get what they want*, and this person wants a chihuahua\/douchound mix. She’s wanted one for so long that she’s actually gone to the trouble of learning how to spell<\/a> chihuahua<\/em> correctly<\/a>, so we can reward her a little bit, right?<\/p>\n

Although really, honey, you don’t want a douchound mix. They smell like vinegar and summer’s eve fragrance. Let’s see what else we can find out there.<\/p>\n

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datsun \/ chihuahua puppy – $150<\/h2>\n
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datsun \/ chihuahua mix for sell to a good home. He is a 2 month puppy very playful and full of energy.<\/p>\n

He is black with a little white on his belly.<\/p>\n

please call me at xxx xxx xxxx dont email me call i can send a picture through text if u want to see how he looks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Datsun\/chihuahua crosses are where it’s at these days — they have a much better temperament than the Mitsubishi\/chihuahua mixes. Those have a tendency to eat lots of oil and poop on the driveway.<\/p>\n

Maybe the problem is the mixed-with-chihuahua part … maybe people are expending so much effort on getting the word chihuahua<\/em> right that they’re falling apart on the dachshund<\/em> part. I’m sure that if it was a purebreed Dachshund that folks would get it right. Right?<\/p>\n

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Dutch Hound Puppies a month old – $250<\/h2>\n
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I have 3 female and 1 male ducthhound puppies aka wiener dogs. They were born in january so bout a month old. I have both parents of the puppies if you would like to see how big they get. Im asking 250 for each one. I want these puppies to go to a good home that will care for them. Theyre very friendly dogs and small. My family loves them!
\n(xxx)-xxx-xxxx ask for Gus call me anytime and if i dont pick up leave me a msg or a txt and ill get back at you<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh. Never mind. (Raevyn sent this one in back in February! See, it can pay to be patient.)<\/p>\n

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Mini winner dog<\/h2>\n
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We have a mini winner dog that needs a home Iam moving and i cant take her with me.She is almost two every loveable is good with other pets.There is a re-homing fee email me for info<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jen says, “Who wants to re-home a loser dog? No one. Everybody wants to have a winner dog who is “every loveable”, whatever that means.”<\/p>\n

*This may not actually be true.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Kimberly for the douchound listing, Jason for the Datsun post, Raevyn for the Dutch Hound, and Jen for the winner dog!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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