{"id":2853,"date":"2009-08-13T09:35:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T13:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2853"},"modified":"2009-07-23T16:46:56","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T20:46:56","slug":"ysac-vol-392-if-you-act-now-well-throw-in-these-lead-paint-chips-for-the-kids-to-chew-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2853","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 392: If you act now, we&#8217;ll throw in these lead paint chips for the kids to chew on."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>REDUCED!!!!PROTECTIVE Pad for 42&#8243; table &#8211; RETRO 1950&#8217;S &#8211; $40<\/h2>\n<div>\n<hr \/>\n<\/div>\n<div>Protective pad for dining table. $40 OBO Make  me an offer!<\/div>\n<div>46&#8243; round; with leaf pad, 46&#8243; wide X 62&#8243; long. Was on my mother&#8217;s kitchen  table for 50 years, table still looks perfect! It will definitely protect you  tabletop! Even from cigarettes! The pad has a few, slight burns on it from my  daddy smoking for 30 years!<\/div>\n<div>\nMy son has the table now that they (my parents) are both deceased. He  likes the look of the maple tabletop (that never saw the light of day while mama  had it!) The leaf pad has only been used very rarely when we extended the table  for holidays, it looks brand new!<\/div>\n<div>\nBacking is felt, it&#8217;s the brown side in the pic. If not the same as  &#8220;THE STAR&#8221;, it&#8217;s very similar!<\/div>\n<div>\nThe cats in the picture do not come with it, they just like their  picture taken!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2853 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/398a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/398a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/398b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/398b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>So if you want a table pad that is (a) made of asbestos, (b) smells of 30 years worth of smoke, (c) has cigarette burns on it (good thing asbestos doesn&#8217;t catch fire!), and (d) may or may not have been used as a cat playground, here you go.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>JenB sent in this ad, saying, &#8220;It makes you wonder if the poster&#8217;s parents, now both deceased, died from the asbestos exposure or from her Daddy&#8217;s 30 years of\u00a0 smoking.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REDUCED!!!!PROTECTIVE Pad for 42&#8243; table &#8211; RETRO 1950&#8217;S &#8211; $40 Protective pad for dining table. $40 OBO Make me an offer! 46&#8243; round; with leaf pad, 46&#8243; wide X 62&#8243; long. Was on my mother&#8217;s kitchen table for 50 years, table still looks perfect! It will definitely protect you tabletop! Even from cigarettes! The pad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[38,25,52,9],"class_list":["post-2853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2856,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2853\/revisions\/2856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}