{"id":2909,"date":"2009-08-17T09:41:27","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T13:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2909"},"modified":"2009-08-04T17:33:12","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T21:33:12","slug":"ysac-vol-396-that-would-be-a-strange-csa-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2909","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 396: That would be a strange CSA share."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Giant inflatable banana<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am willing to trade my enormous yellow inflatable banana for something interesting and curious. This banana is as large as a child or small adult and weighs as much as a big balloon or many small balloons. There are two black handles at one end, which make like calm, friendly eyes for the banana if you are looking for a banana companion. There are two green, smaller inflatable compartments to either side of the main banana. You can think of these as leaves or even more imaginatively as young bananas yet to ripen. Interesting trades ONLY. This banana is priceless so I will accept no prices offered. Call (my number backwards is xxxx-xxx-xxx) or email.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2910\" title=\"401\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/401.jpg\" alt=\"401\" width=\"300\" height=\"295\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, what do I have lying around that I could trade for a giant inflatable banana? How about a stuffed raccoon? A dolphin\/swan lamp\/fountain? A cardboard cutout of Bea Arthur? A stuffed Spiderman?<\/p>\n<p>Wait, I&#8217;ve got it!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>highly suggestive carrot<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This one of a kind, sexually charged vegetable can be yours today! What would I need an extremely phallic carrot for, you ask? Party favor, gag gift, collectible, whatever! Best offer gets this totally unique item. Email me with your best offer!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/396.jpg\" alt=\"396\" title=\"396\" width=\"224\" height=\"298\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2940\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who could resist the allure of a anthropomorphically sexualized root vegetable in trade for an inflatable tropical fruit? (I&#8217;m pretty sure that sentence has never been uttered before in the history of the English language.)<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Nicole for the inflatable banana, and to Steve for the pornographic carrot. (&#8220;The Pornographic Carrots&#8221; would be a great name for a band, wouldn&#8217;t it?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giant inflatable banana I am willing to trade my enormous yellow inflatable banana for something interesting and curious. This banana is as large as a child or small adult and weighs as much as a big balloon or many small balloons. There are two black handles at one end, which make like calm, friendly eyes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[22,81],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-possibly-awesome"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2909"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2942,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions\/2942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}