{"id":2977,"date":"2009-09-10T09:19:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T13:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2977"},"modified":"2009-08-28T14:25:34","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T18:25:34","slug":"ysac-vol-420-the-house-also-comes-with-hot-and-cold-running-heroin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2977","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 420: The house also comes with hot and cold running heroin."},"content":{"rendered":"
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FREE MARIJUANA PLANTS!! ([entire address posted!])<\/h2>\n
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I just moved into a new house and I found what appears to be 7 female marijuana plants. The plants are about 4-5 feet tall each and are about to bud. I will also give away the buds and seeds that have been produced buy these plants.
\nIf you would like to pick these up, please call Junior @ xxx-xxx-xxxx.<\/p>\n

Thanks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Do you think this person is operating under the “it’s not illegal if I don’t sell<\/em> it” theory? I mean, he certainly seems to know a lot about marijuana plants for someone who is uninterested in keeping them. I suppose it’s also possible someone is trying to get Junior busted. Or robbed. <\/p>\n

Regardless, posting your full address and phone number<\/a> when advertising marijuana is probably a pretty bad idea:<\/p>\n

QUINCY, Mass. \u2014 A man has been arrested after he allegedly placed an advertisement on Craigslist selling marijuana. Police said undercover detectives responded to the advertisement and bought a small bag of pot from 30-year-old Christopher Gray for $45.<\/p>\n

According to police, Christopher Gray posted the advertisement on the online classified site with the words “420 help is here.” The item read “Give me a ring if you need some help,” and listed a phone number, which a detective called Friday and arranged for a meeting with Gray in Quincy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Junior may be moving to another new house soon. To Junior’s credit, this is the most coherent advertisement for marijuana that I’ve ever seen, so hopefully he’ll enjoy the prison library.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the submission, Katika! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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