{"id":2998,"date":"2009-09-04T09:40:02","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T13:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2998"},"modified":"2009-08-25T21:57:42","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T01:57:42","slug":"ysac-vol-414-digital-killed-the-film-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2998","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 414: Digital killed the film star."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t get the subject line of this ad, but it hardly seems necessary:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>minolla camera comes with its own case works good dont need it I have a digitall $60 firm<\/p>\n<p>cash only please serious inquires only<\/p>\n<p>susie or cliff xxx-xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2998 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/414a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/414a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/414b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/414b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You <em>sure<\/em> you don&#8217;t need that Minolta, Sparky?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never gotten seasick from a picture before, but you&#8217;ve managed to do it somehow. The only way this is an acceptable picture to post on Craigslist is if you took it while riding the Tilt-A-Whirl at your local meth-freak-run carnival. In fact, that bedspread sort of looks like someone had too many blueberry Icees and cotton candy.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the submission, Tyler!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t get the subject line of this ad, but it hardly seems necessary: minolla camera comes with its own case works good dont need it I have a digitall $60 firm cash only please serious inquires only susie or cliff xxx-xxx-xxxx You sure you don&#8217;t need that Minolta, Sparky? I&#8217;ve never gotten seasick from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[29,25,61,66,7],"class_list":["post-2998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-sparky","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3001,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions\/3001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}