{"id":3,"date":"2008-08-19T21:24:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T01:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:06:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:06:34","slug":"you-suck-at-craigslist-vol-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"You suck at Craigslist, Vol. I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my continuing attempts to find interesting additions to our furnishings, I&#8217;ve been trolling our local Craigslist for the last month or so. I&#8217;ve decided that people suck at Craigslist, and I&#8217;d like to provide illustrations to demonstrate this fact.<\/p>\n<p>You suck at Craigslist, Vol. I:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Classy Green Couch &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Date: 2008-08-15, 10:50AM EDT<\/p>\n<p>looks like it might be a leather material, but i think it could be nahojahige which is the stuff they use for car seats.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<!--more-->Issue #1. Classy? Really? Do you really think that&#8217;s the best word to describe this couch?<br \/>\nIssue #2. Naho &#8230; nahoja &#8230; what? I assume you mean <em>naugahyde<\/em>? And if it even <strong><em>might<\/em><\/strong> be naugahyde, would you like to rethink your classy-fication one more time?<\/p>\n<p>Too bad it appears that the person who persisted in posting their &#8220;rot iron headboard&#8221; has either sold it or moved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my continuing attempts to find interesting additions to our furnishings, I&#8217;ve been trolling our local Craigslist for the last month or so. I&#8217;ve decided that people suck at Craigslist, and I&#8217;d like to provide illustrations to demonstrate this fact. You suck at Craigslist, Vol. I: Classy Green Couch &#8211; $50 Date: 2008-08-15, 10:50AM EDT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[6,7],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-disingenuous","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1972,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/1972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}