{"id":3034,"date":"2009-09-09T09:25:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T13:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3034"},"modified":"2009-09-08T23:01:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T03:01:33","slug":"ysac-vol-419-sometimes-sucking-at-craiglist-is-a-punishable-offense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3034","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 419: Sometimes sucking at Craiglist is a punishable offense."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wate.com\/global\/story.asp?s=11009102\">recent news story<\/a> involves a rather creative, but suck-tacular, use of Craigslist:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Man arrested for selling stolen furnace after posting phone number online<\/h2>\n<p>John Allen Chudley, 38, of Knoxville, is charged with charged with aggravated burglary, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.<\/p>\n<p>Police said Chudley broke into a vacant\u00a0North Knoxville house at 1416 Kenyon Street and took pictures of the furnace.<\/p>\n<p>Then he\u00a0listed it\u00a0for sale on Craigslist and posted a picture and\u00a0his cell phone number.<\/p>\n<p>The homeowner\u00a0found out,\u00a0called\u00a0Chudley saying\u00a0he&#8217;d like to buy the furnace,\u00a0then called\u00a0911.<\/p>\n<p>Chudley\u00a0met\u00a0officers, thinking one\u00a0was the\u00a0buyer,\u00a0and sold them the furnace. He\u00a0even helped load it into their\u00a0truck.<\/p>\n<p>Police said Chudley also had outstanding warrants for aggravated burglary and theft.\u00a0Plus, he agreed to talk to them about\u00a0other thefts and burglaries.<\/p>\n<p>Chudley was taken to the\u00a0Knox County Jail.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even better, Dan sent me this shining example of Craiglist incompetence and intrigue, which actually happened to him!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>I recently had my car stolen with all of my home inspection tools inside. I started checking CL to see if any of the tools showed and, sure enough, my $8000 thermal imaging camera was for sale 3 days after the theft for $200.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>More after the jump &#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dan provided me with a link to the ad the thief posted, advertising the camera for $200. Don&#8217;t bother reading the specs &#8212; they&#8217;re copied straight from the manufacturer&#8217;s site, as is the picture. Skip to the bottom of the ad, where the thief claims (in all caps, naturally) that he doesn&#8217;t have the power cord because of a recent fire. Nice touch, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>FLIR i60 Thermal Imaging InfraRed Camera with Laser and scalable PIP<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>FLIR i60 Features:<br \/>\n* Latest Infrared Detector Technology<br \/>\n* Fusion Picture in Picture (PIP)<br \/>\n* Bright LED Lamps for Quality Visible Images<br \/>\n* Thermal Sensitivity of &lt;0.1degree C at 25 degree C<br \/>\n* Lightweight<br \/>\n* Easy One-Handed Operation<br \/>\n* 3.5&#8243; LCD with Razor Sharp Resolution<br \/>\n* Convenient Thumbnail Image Gallery<br \/>\n* 2.3MP Visible Light Camera resolution<br \/>\n* PIP with 3 fixed steps<br \/>\n* 32,400 pixels (180&#215;180)<br \/>\n* Buillt-in Laser LocatIR pointer<br \/>\n* Laser Marker Function<br \/>\n* Auto Hot\/Cold spot marker function shows a spot within the area that automatically finds the hottest or coldest spot within the box<br \/>\nVisible Light Digital Camera &#8211; 0.6MP resolution with LED lamps provides sharp images regardless of lighting conditions<br \/>\nFusion Picture in Picture &#8211; Displays thermal image super-imposed over a digital image<br \/>\n0.1 degree C Thermal Sensitivity &#8211; Provides the resolution needed to find problems faster and easier<br \/>\nWide Temperature Range &#8211; Measures from -4 to 662 degree F (-20 to 3850 degree C) targeting electrical and industrial applications<br \/>\nThumbnail Image Gallery &#8211; Allows quick search of stored images<br \/>\nRadiometeric JPEG images &#8211; Patented technology used to save images in standard JPEG format for easy e-mailing and analysis using QuickReport PC Software included<br \/>\n1GB microSD card &#8211; Stores more than 1000 Radiometric JPEG images<br \/>\nLi-Ion Rechargeable Battery &#8211; Replaceable battery lasts for 5 hours of continuous use<br \/>\nArea (Min\/Max) Mode &#8211; Spot marker shows the Minimum or the Maximum Temperature reading within the selected area<br \/>\nI MUST INFORM YOU THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE CHARGER CABLE. CABLE WAS DAMAGED IN A RECENT FIRE, YET PRODUCT IS IN GOOD WORKING CONDITION. THE BATTERY HAS DRAINED, SO IF YOU HAVE A CABLE TO USE FOR TESTING PERFECT! OTHERWISE, I CAN HELP YOU LOCATE ONE.<br \/>\nLOCAL SELLS ONLY.<br \/>\nFINAL PRICE: 200.00<br \/>\nNO CHECKS, MONEY ORDERS, OR PAYPAL<br \/>\nPLEASE EMAIL IF INTERESTED OR HAVE ANY QUESTIONS<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3035\" title=\"thermalthingy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/thermalthingy.jpg\" alt=\"thermalthingy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/thermalthingy.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/thermalthingy-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dan continues the story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I arranged to meet the seller at a nearby restaurant; called a police officer friend who fortunately was working that day; and bought my thermal camera back an hour or so after viewing the thief&#8217;s CL ad.<\/p>\n<p>He was taken into custody and interrogated. He divulged the location of my Honda Element and we recovered it shortly afterward. Almost all of my tools were still there.<\/p>\n<p>Germaine truly sucked at Craigslist and it was a good thing for me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sometimes, the good guys do win.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Raundi for the news story listing, and thanks to Dan C. for sending in his Craigslist suck = success story!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recent news story involves a rather creative, but suck-tacular, use of Craigslist: Man arrested for selling stolen furnace after posting phone number online John Allen Chudley, 38, of Knoxville, is charged with charged with aggravated burglary, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. 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