{"id":3103,"date":"2009-09-16T09:35:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T13:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3103"},"modified":"2009-09-05T11:35:39","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T15:35:39","slug":"ysac-vol-426-rvps-plz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3103","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 426: RVPS, plz."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>invitationes four your event<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I made invitatationes four your event<br \/>\nif you want more information can you<br \/>\nsend meil !!<br \/>\ntenks..<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3103 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426d.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/426d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>They&#8217;ve made invitations for my event! I haven&#8217;t even told them what my event IS yet, but they&#8217;ve already made them! I hope their company name is the <em>Psychic Printing Service<\/em>. That&#8217;d be awesome &#8212; you walk in and say, &#8220;I need &#8230;&#8221; and they say, &#8220;We know,&#8221; and hand you your already-completed order.<\/p>\n<p>The only problem is that your invitations would end up looking something like this:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Mr. and Mrs. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2758\">Becky and Tim<\/a> requesest you&#8217;re prersents<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2825\">baptitizim<\/a> of there daog <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2772\">Miffy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Pleze can you send meil two let us no if your comming !!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">tenks..<\/p align=\"center\">\n<p>Thanks to Corie for the submission! (This was posted under &#8220;Clothing &#038; Accessories&#8221; for some reason, so I&#8217;m categorizing it there as well as where it should belong.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>invitationes four your event I made invitatationes four your event if you want more information can you send meil !! tenks.. They&#8217;ve made invitations for my event! I haven&#8217;t even told them what my event IS yet, but they&#8217;ve already made them! I hope their company name is the Psychic Printing Service. That&#8217;d be awesome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,59],"tags":[38,7,52],"class_list":["post-3103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-craft","category-clothing","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3103"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3103\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}