We here at YSaC put a lot of thought into the titles of our posts. It pleases us greatly when someone gets the (occasionally obscure, usually stupid) reference we are making. Hell, it just pleases us if someone notices there is a title at all!<\/p>\n
Anyway, sometimes we get submissions where people haven’t put quite as much thought into the title of their ad as we do. For example:<\/p>\n
\nFree Baby and Various items<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
“Yes, the baby is still available, as are the various items. I’m sorry, what? What are the various items? Oh, there’s lots of stuff … there’s a combine harvester, a cassette tape of Seals & Crofts, a turnip twaddler, and four garbage bags full of ping-pong balls. You’ll take all of it and the baby? Great!”<\/p>\n
\ni box of misselounous – $20<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
There was a big Greek community where I grew up. It’s nice of Mr. Box O. Misselounous to introduce himself to everyone on Craigslist. I think he might have been my algebra teacher.<\/p>\n
\nAVENT ISIS ON THE GO MANUAL BEAST PUMP KIT-PAID $50–USED EXACTLY ONCE<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
It was used exactly once, but it was used to pump a herd of wildebeest across a crocodile-infested river. (You may have seen the footage on the When Animals Eat Each Other channel.)<\/p>\n
\nTHE BEST VENUE FOR THE BEST RAPERS<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n