{"id":3165,"date":"2009-09-25T09:25:17","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T13:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3165"},"modified":"2009-09-24T20:49:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T00:49:09","slug":"ysac-vol-435-taylor-made-for-your-approval","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3165","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 435: Taylor-made for your approval."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Heavy Duty Cabinet\/Shelf – $15<\/h2>\n
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I have here a nice heavy duty cabinet\/shelf. I put towels on the top and bathroom stuff in the drawers. You can put anything on top and also anything in the drawers. Rather heavy and solid.<\/p>\n

Contact Taylor xxx-xxx-xxxx. Call or Text please. Best Regards.<\/p>\n

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Wait a minute, there, Taylor. Are you saying I can put towels<\/em> in the drawers<\/em>? Are you sure you want to go that far out on a limb? Do you have anything to back up this wild assertion? I mean, you only ever put towels on the top; are you sure<\/em> that I can put the towels in the drawers? What if I went totally crazy and put bathroom stuff on the top at the same time? Would my recklessness with cotton balls cause a singularity? Because if so, I can find somewhere else for my Lush bath bombs, I think. This just doesn’t seem safe to me.<\/p>\n

Taylor appears to have some very definite ideas about how his\/her furniture should be used. There’s a whole series of these posts in which we are instructed on the correct and alternate uses of furniture:<\/p>\n

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Long Coffee Table – $15<\/h2>\n
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I have an over 5 feet long coffee table. You can put things on it. Very nice to entertain many friends or one big friend.<\/p>\n

Contact Taylor xxx-xxx-xxxx. Call or Text please. Best Regards.<\/p>\n

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Set of 2 chairs. – $3<\/h2>\n
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Set of 2 chairs. For mostly sitting, but I won’t judge you.<\/p>\n

Contact Taylor xxx-xxx-xxxx. Call or Text please. Best Regards.<\/p>\n

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All right, that does it. I’m also categorizing this one as trying too hard<\/em>, because now I think they’re doing it on purpose. It was the “but I won’t judge you” from the chairs that was a bit over the top. Before that it could have just been someone who thought they were being helpful.<\/p>\n

I must admit I have a sneaking suspicion Taylor may have submitted his\/her own listings. Tsk tsk tsk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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