{"id":3234,"date":"2009-10-04T09:38:39","date_gmt":"2009-10-04T13:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2009-09-22T15:17:30","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T19:17:30","slug":"ysac-vol-444-why-dont-you-come-with-me-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3234","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 444: Why don&#8217;t you come with me, little girl &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Dryer ride &#8211; strange request &#8211; 55<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I know this sounds like a strange request but I am looking for someone who owns a laundromat or works at a hotel and has access to a large commercial size clothes dryer. I am looking to take a ride inside the dryer. I am looking to spin inside the dryer for one minute. I used to do this in my younger years and I enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<p>I am 55 and heavy set and as such am looking for a commercial size dryer.<\/p>\n<p>If you have access to a dryer and interested let me know. I will gladly make it worth your time.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, the tag says it all on this one. I can&#8217;t help but imagine that this guy has the worst possible version of the Bad Idea Bears from <em>Avenue Q<\/em> in his head.<\/p>\n<p>BIB: &#8220;You should get into that microwave. It&#8217;s nice and warm in there!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guy: &#8220;I&#8217;m not getting into the microwave. It&#8217;s small, and sticky, and I could die.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BIB: &#8220;That makes us saaaaaaad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guy: &#8220;Well, okay, maybe I&#8217;ll just get in for a minute.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BIB: &#8220;Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!&#8221; *beep beep beep START*<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the submission, Carli!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dryer ride &#8211; strange request &#8211; 55 I know this sounds like a strange request but I am looking for someone who owns a laundromat or works at a hotel and has access to a large commercial size clothes dryer. I am looking to take a ride inside the dryer. I am looking to spin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-3234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strictly-platonic","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3235,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions\/3235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}