{"id":3264,"date":"2009-10-12T09:42:04","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T13:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2009-10-11T21:04:25","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T01:04:25","slug":"ysac-vol-452-no-really-thats-irritating-stop-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3264","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 452: No, really, that’s irritating. Stop it."},"content":{"rendered":"
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possible crt monitor offer, or things<\/h2>\n
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“this monitor may have been bought in the second half of 2003, and may be an NEC Flat MultiSync 97F, maybe 19”, with a black case, or something like that
\nit may be as though it was dropped more than once in the past, although it may have seemed to work fine afterwards, but it may not have the base, the thing that monitors rest on and swivel over
\nthere may have been a widening in the . maybe like seam in the case from how the monitor was originally made because of being dropped
\nit may not be large, but one could notice it if one looked at it
\nthe structural integrity of the monitor has seemed to be fine since the last time it was dropped, it may be
\nthis may have been years ago
\nthe screen may ‘need’ to be cleaned, and there are some scratches on the plastic casing on the front of the monitor, and some maybe like small drop things of paint on the right side, it may be
\nit may be as though it seemed to work fine the last time I used it
\nmay have been in the last month and a half or so
\nit may be as though I would be willing to give this away, if someone wanted it, in a particular case
\nI live not very far from downtown Pensacola, about 45 blocks from Palafox and Garden, it may be
\nit may be as though I ‘could’ provide more information or provide pictures, possibly, if someone wanted
\nit may be as though I would want to say something like pardon me if my way of writing will have caused undesirable things
\n“, or other things<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It may be that you are not<\/em> pardoned, as it may be that your pretension is annoying. I may have accidentally tripped and posted your ad on YSaC, and it may be that I’ve given you the tag trying too hard<\/em>. See, because for all the may be<\/em>‘s in there, the one thing you definitely did<\/em> do is irritate me.<\/p>\n

I may wish to thank Amanda for this listing. Meanwhile, also in our linguistically irritating\/trying too hard<\/em> category:
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Would You Like to Saddle Up a Couple of Goldfish and Swim to Alaska? – 23<\/h2>\n
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a little about me you ask? well okay.<\/p>\n

as a kid, instead of a bike, my dad would make me ride a pogo stick to school.
\nthe theme to the golden girls is my 3rd favorite song of all time
\ni love music i could go on for days listing bands i like, but a little example would be bands like crooked fingers, battles, black keys, mgmt, woody guthrie, ben kweller, caribou.
\ni play guitar and write songs?
\ni like ending any type of sentence in a question mark? especially when i write papers for school? just to mess with the professor?
\ni love art?
\ni like not shaving for extended periods of time? i usually shave when i go back home and my parents tell me i look like a hobo?
\nflannel is fun?
\nso is riding bikes?
\nmy goal in life is to put on fake weddings for alzheimers patients, or become a famous tap dancer who quickly rises to fame and falls from fame even quicker.
\ni enjoy laughing?<\/p>\n

so tell me a little about yourself, and why you deserve to see my show and tell collection……….your photograph gets mine……………..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Not astonishingly, upspeak<\/a> is just as annoying in print as it is in real life. If any of my students ever did this, it would only mess with me about as long as it would take me to draw the big red ‘F’ on their paper. If I was feeling particularly cheeky, I might put a question mark after it — just to mess with him. I suspect it may be as though I am the one enjoying laughing then.<\/p>\n

Thanks for sending this one in, Marta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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