{"id":3323,"date":"2009-10-21T09:20:51","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T13:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3323"},"modified":"2009-10-21T09:51:52","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T13:51:52","slug":"ysac-vol-461","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3323","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 461: I think we’re going to need a bigger condom."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I am hardier(in the sea looking for sharks) – m4w<\/h2>\n
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My condom is big.Please come.Why i invites you.Come over and we can watch good things.I like good movies only.No bad movie.I have titanics and Godfathers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Regular readers of this blog may recall that I haven’t seen Titanic<\/em><\/a>. Nonetheless, I don’t remember there being sharks in the movie; if there had been, I might have actually gone to see it.<\/p>\n

Rose: Oh, Jack, I’ll never let you go.<\/p>\n

*shark jumps out of the water, eats Jack*<\/p>\n

Rose: Oh, Jack!<\/p>\n

Shark: Nom nom nom.<\/p>\n

And let’s be honest here: if you’re using the plural version of Godfather<\/em>, then you’re including Godfather Part III — which means Sofia Coppola. I think the term “good” is up for debate here. It’s certainly better than, say, Miss Congeniality II: Armed and Fabulous<\/em> (I herald that movie as one of the signs of the impending apocalypse), but good<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Although he’s using the plural version of Titanic<\/em> as well, so maybe he’s including The Poseidon Adventure<\/em> … although watching an aquatic Shelley Winters might not set the right mood.<\/p>\n

Looks like we found someone who can help out this guy<\/a>, though.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I can’t remember who sent me this one — I apologize!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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