{"id":3368,"date":"2009-10-29T09:34:56","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T13:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3368"},"modified":"2009-11-02T23:58:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T03:58:12","slug":"ysac-vol-469-in-which-drmk-spends-too-much-time-researching-guitars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3368","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 469: In which drmk spends too much time researching guitars."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Small pervy guitar amp<\/h2>\n
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I have a small pervy guitar amp that I dont use anymore and I need money so I want to sell it.
\nIt would come in handy if you dont want to carry around a large amp all the time.
\nI would like at least twenty bucks for it lol
\nIf your interested call or text xxxxxxxxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Andy sends this one in, saying, “A Pervy amp doesn’t sound like a good deal to me. I wouldn’t let it in my house. It’s also not allowed within 100 yards of a school, and it has to check in with its probation officer once a week. Now if it was a Peavey (http:\/\/www.peavey.com\/<\/a>) amp, that’d be different.”<\/p>\n

We’ve established before, though, that guitarists aren’t the sharpest lightbulb in the crayon shed. And as if we needed more evidence, here’s an ad sent in by Joel:<\/p>\n

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Gibson Les Paul Special Electric Guitar, – $480<\/h2>\n
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Ebony, Amazing Guitar. 2000 Model. Few knicks for it’s age. Don’t really care if I sell this or not. I’m still a beginner guitarist haven’t play up to this great guitar yet. It is $550 firm.
\n\"469\"\"469b\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He’s not desperate to sell this guitar, so he will sell it for $480 or $550 firm.<\/p>\n

What’s extra amazing about this guitar is that as far as I can tell, Gibson didn’t make the Les Paul Special in 2000, or in ebony. In fact, what he’s got there is an Epiphone Les Paul Studio, which sells for about $549 new. (You can tell by where it says Les Paul Studio on the headstock – that’s kind of the giveaway.) I’m not even a guitar geek and I could figure that one out.<\/p>\n

So unless a professional Los Angeles basketball team has been playing this guitar on a regular basis, both of your firm prices are probably too high. But at least you don’t actually care if you sell it or not.<\/p>\n

Edited to add: All right, I was wrong; it’s not an Epiphone Les Paul Studio, it’s a Gibson Les Paul Studio. Sincere apologies to the guitar-heads out there. I should have done more research than I did. [It still<\/em> isn’t a Gibson Les Paul Special, though.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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