{"id":3416,"date":"2009-11-03T09:28:23","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T13:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3416"},"modified":"2009-10-29T04:55:59","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T08:55:59","slug":"ysac-vol-474-pam-and-tommy-aint-got-nothin-on-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3416","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 474: Pam and Tommy ain&#8217;t got nothin&#8217; on this one."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>To the person who donated the camcorder to the thrift store.<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>It came with a few tapes and one of the tapes is a homemade sex tape. I am wondering if you want it back. the person in the video&#8217;s also has a video of a classic musle car in the garage. and videos at the beach. a video showing everything in the house even themself in a mirror and the wife. video of the kids. I didn&#8217;t watch the full sex tape but i could see the wife laying with nothing on touching herself and I hit stop. you are lucky someone nice got this. I know some people would put the video online.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Implied subtext: That&#8217;s a really nice sex tape you&#8217;ve got there. I&#8217;d hate for anything to happen to that sex tape of yours. Sure, <em>some<\/em> people would put that sex video online. But I <em>never<\/em> would. Unless you offer me money not to. That&#8217;s just how nice I am.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of today&#8217;s story: don&#8217;t donate videos to the thrift store! And if you do &#8230; well, don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for this listing, Rebecca!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the person who donated the camcorder to the thrift store. It came with a few tapes and one of the tapes is a homemade sex tape. I am wondering if you want it back. the person in the video&#8217;s also has a video of a classic musle car in the garage. and videos at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[23,25,4,52],"class_list":["post-3416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-electronics","tag-classy","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-ow-my-eyes","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3416"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3418,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416\/revisions\/3418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}