{"id":359,"date":"2008-09-30T22:10:43","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T02:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:13","slug":"ysac-vol-lxii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Dyson  Vacuum  Cleaner <\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200<br \/>\nDC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors-<br \/>\n$200.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/62a.jpg\"><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-359 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=360'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/62-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=361'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/62a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nBecause the only place better than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=72\" target=\"_blank\">your backyard<\/a> to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each other. The yellow one is clearly winning in both pictures. Go yellow! Whoo-hoo!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t even get into the deep, existential questions this post brings up, such as &#8220;Why do you have five Dyson vacuum cleaners?&#8221; Some mysteries are just better left unexplored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dyson Vacuum Cleaner I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200 DC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors- $200. Because the only place better than your backyard to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot. In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25,11],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2078,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}