{"id":371,"date":"2008-10-01T17:14:21","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T21:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:08","slug":"ysac-vol-lxiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXIV"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1986 Zenith 26″ Color TV Console-Cable ready w\/remote 75.00\/OBO – $75<\/h2>\n
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1986 Zenith 26″ console tv w\/remote in Great Working Order and is Cable ready. See pics. Has place on back for plug from antenna or cable box: UHF,VHF,CATV ready. Console swivels. Great for family room or for video games & movies for kids or adults alike. Console wood is in Great Shape. No nicks, dents, scratches. Picture clear and color. Comes with Original Registration card.
\nHeight: 37′ \/ Length 35″ Any questions, please ask.<\/p>\n

Cash & Carry.
\nAny questions please ask.<\/p>\n

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\nMy first thought when I saw this was, “Is $75 going to be enough to pay for the DNA test?”
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\nMy second thought was, “That poor television, being forced to display daytime talkshows its whole life.” I can’t help but wonder if the Maury Povich logo is burned into the corner.
\nMy third thought, I must admit, was “Why is there a watering can next to the television?”<\/p>\n

My fourth thought was “Oooh, I wonder if this is an example of the Belgian Geico era of television design<\/a>?”<\/p>\n

My fifth thought was that I was thinking about the whole thing too much. But then I realized that they said, “Any questions, please ask” — so I figured I was just following directions. I’m obedient like that. And I am<\/em> being good — I’m not even Mentioning the Random Capitalizations or the fact that at 37 feet high, it’s one really big television. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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