{"id":393,"date":"2008-10-06T17:14:12","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T21:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:04","slug":"ysac-vol-yxix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. YXIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>flaggers stop\/slow stick, hardhat and vest &#8211; $75<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&#8220;Flagging&#8221; stick used by roadside flaggers, orange hardhat and yellow vest.<br \/>\nLike new.  The vest is not in picture because it is at another location but will be included in the set if purchased.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/69.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-394\" title=\"69\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/69.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nOne of my lifelong dreams has been to be able to go out into the street and randomly flag traffic. Now, thanks to this person who is selling government property, I can! I can make people slow down for no reason! Even better, since the other side of the sign says &#8220;STOP&#8221;, I can cause traffic jams for my own amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Craigslist seller of Department of Transportation-owned items! You&#8217;re the best. My life is complete now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>flaggers stop\/slow stick, hardhat and vest &#8211; $75 &#8220;Flagging&#8221; stick used by roadside flaggers, orange hardhat and yellow vest. Like new. The vest is not in picture because it is at another location but will be included in the set if purchased. One of my lifelong dreams has been to be able to go out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25,10,11],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-slimy","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2069,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/2069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}