{"id":604,"date":"2008-11-10T08:10:52","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T12:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=604"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:23:43","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:23:43","slug":"ysac-vol-cxiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=604","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Half eaten bowl of fruity pebbles.<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I just poured a bowl of fruity pebbles and I got half-way through and I was full, I hat to throw them out with todays high milk and food costs so the first person here gets them.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re still crispy and the milk is still cold so get &#8217;em fast<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/114.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-606\" title=\"114\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/114.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No thanks, I&#8217;ve just lost my appetite. It looks like a clown car threw up in the bowl. And that looks like a pretty big bowl of cereal for a &#8220;half eaten&#8221; bowl. I think I&#8217;d need a snorkel and flippers just to get to the other side of the bowl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Half eaten bowl of fruity pebbles. I just poured a bowl of fruity pebbles and I got half-way through and I was full, I hat to throw them out with todays high milk and food costs so the first person here gets them. They&#8217;re still crispy and the milk is still cold so get &#8217;em [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[9,11],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}