{"id":642,"date":"2008-11-19T08:05:19","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T12:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=642"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:22:57","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:22:57","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXIII"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Parties Favors<\/h2>\n
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For Birthdays,Weddings,BABY SHOWERS,Batptism,Bacherlor parties ETC<\/p>\n

If ANY ONE INTERESTING
\nCAN REACH :
\n( xxx )xxx – xxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

\nYou can only call that number if you are interesting. Everyone who’s interesting, pick up the phone. … Not so fast, you!<\/p>\n

The Batptism ceremony is a little-known ceremony in which a young child is struck in the head by a whiffleball bat, thus signifying their entry into the early childhood torture system popularly known as “Little League”.<\/p>\n

I don’t think I want to know what kind of favors someone would order for a bachelor (or bacherlor) party, but I’m pretty sure it might involve hi dusting<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Parties Favors For Birthdays,Weddings,BABY SHOWERS,Batptism,Bacherlor parties ETC If ANY ONE INTERESTING CAN REACH : ( xxx )xxx – xxxx You can only call that number if you are interesting. Everyone who’s interesting, pick up the phone. … Not so fast, you! The Batptism ceremony is a little-known ceremony in which a young child is struck […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2136,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions\/2136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}