{"id":672,"date":"2008-11-26T08:52:29","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T12:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=672"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:22:27","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:22:27","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=672","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Eddie Murphy Thousand Words Movie Primeir &#8211; $25<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I Have Tickets Good For 2 People For The New Eddie Murphy Movie &#8220;Thousand Words&#8221;. The Primier Starts 2night at 6:30&#8230; Let Me Know If Your Interested. Thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;m guessing this person only <em>knows<\/em> about a thousand words, and &#8220;premiere&#8221;, &#8220;tonight&#8221; and &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; are apparently not included in that total.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eddie Murphy Thousand Words Movie Primeir &#8211; $25 I Have Tickets Good For 2 People For The New Eddie Murphy Movie &#8220;Thousand Words&#8221;. The Primier Starts 2night at 6:30&#8230; Let Me Know If Your Interested. Thanks I&#8217;m guessing this person only knows about a thousand words, and &#8220;premiere&#8221;, &#8220;tonight&#8221; and &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; are apparently not included [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[38,7],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2128,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions\/2128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}