{"id":727,"date":"2008-12-10T08:19:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T12:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=727"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:30:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:30:30","slug":"ysac-vol-cxlv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXLV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>GOLF BALLS-USED &#8211; $40<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>120 USED GOLF BALLS&#8230;..ALL FOR 40.00  some are new, never used.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s right, you can get 120 used golf balls, some of them never used, for $40. <\/p>\n<p>An unused used golf ball &#8230; that&#8217;s a different definition of &#8220;used&#8221; than I&#8217;m used to.<\/p>\n<p>My head hurts. Where&#8217;s Carl Spackler when you need him?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/145.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-728\" title=\"145\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/145-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/145-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/145.jpg 453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOLF BALLS-USED &#8211; $40 120 USED GOLF BALLS&#8230;..ALL FOR 40.00 some are new, never used. That&#8217;s right, you can get 120 used golf balls, some of them never used, for $40. An unused used golf ball &#8230; that&#8217;s a different definition of &#8220;used&#8221; than I&#8217;m used to. My head hurts. Where&#8217;s Carl Spackler when you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2174,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions\/2174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}