{"id":77,"date":"2008-08-26T18:35:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T22:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:08:33","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:08:33","slug":"ysac-vol-xii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. XIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>faeux plant&#8211; $5 for whoever wants to come get it &#8211; $5<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>feaux plant $5 for whoever wants to come get it.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-78\" title=\"13\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll only take the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">faeux<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">feaux<\/span> fake plant if the dog comes with it.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, are <em>you<\/em> giving <em>me<\/em> the $5? I get a <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">faeux<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">feaux<\/span> fake plant, the dog, <em>and<\/em> $5? Awesome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>faeux plant&#8211; $5 for whoever wants to come get it &#8211; $5 feaux plant $5 for whoever wants to come get it. I&#8217;ll only take the faeux feaux fake plant if the dog comes with it. Wait, are you giving me the $5? I get a faeux feaux fake plant, the dog, and $5? Awesome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1980,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/1980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}