{"id":819,"date":"2008-12-23T08:20:50","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T12:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=819"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:31:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:31:28","slug":"ysac-vol-clviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another one from BF, who brought us the part-time tramp yesterday &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>looking for ski ticket&#8230;. &#8211; w4m<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>blow for blow&#8230;<br \/>\nsimple&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nSure, that seems simple &#8230; except that again, it&#8217;s in &#8220;Casual Encounters&#8221;. And it seems like a euphemism for something. Is she offering oral sex for a ski ticket? Or is &#8220;ski ticket&#8221; itself a euphemism for something? The &#8220;blow for blow&#8221; part is making me wonder if she&#8217;s looking for coke. (I&#8217;m not always so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=724\">quick<\/a> at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=458\">drug references<\/a>, as we know.)<\/p>\n<p>In the immortal words of Charles De Mar, &#8220;This mountain is pure snow! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not exactly simple anymore. Or maybe I&#8217;m just overthinking it &#8230; it wouldn&#8217;t be the first time.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Edited to add: Darn it, I had a clip of &#8220;Better Off Dead&#8221; cued up to that exact scene, and YouTube removed the clip between the time I posted the entry and now. Phooey.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another one from BF, who brought us the part-time tramp yesterday &#8230; looking for ski ticket&#8230;. &#8211; w4m blow for blow&#8230; simple&#8230;. Sure, that seems simple &#8230; except that again, it&#8217;s in &#8220;Casual Encounters&#8221;. And it seems like a euphemism for something. Is she offering oral sex for a ski ticket? Or is &#8220;ski ticket&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[47,25,11],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-euphemisms","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2189,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions\/2189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}