{"id":928,"date":"2009-01-07T08:07:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T11:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=928"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:32:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:32:21","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Unopened Kraftmaid celing cabinet<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We are giving away a brand new unopened Kraftmaid celing cabinet for FREE!! It is green and very sturdy. Comes with two shelves and all of the hardware. Unfortunately, we have no room in our kitchen for it&#8230;it can be used anywhere (kitchen, bathroom, garage, shed, etc). First come, first served. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx to pick up.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-928 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173d.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/173d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nJonathan S. sends this one along, saying, &#8220;What aspect of this is unopened, exactly? It&#8217;s been taken out of the box, AND the cabinet itself has also been opened.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm. Good points. Maybe it&#8217;s a closed-<em>minded<\/em> cabinet, and it needs to have its mind opened to the wonders of the world. For that I would recommend it be placed with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=646\">the table<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=490\">Nirvana cabinet<\/a>; maybe our unopened cabinet will learn something about itself and about the world. (Like how to spell &#8220;ceiling&#8221;, perhaps.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unopened Kraftmaid celing cabinet We are giving away a brand new unopened Kraftmaid celing cabinet for FREE!! It is green and very sturdy. Comes with two shelves and all of the hardware. Unfortunately, we have no room in our kitchen for it&#8230;it can be used anywhere (kitchen, bathroom, garage, shed, etc). First come, first served. 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