{"id":958,"date":"2009-01-13T08:21:47","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T11:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=958"},"modified":"2012-01-22T14:15:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T19:15:56","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=958","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXIX"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Are You Ashamed Of The Lack Of Dressers In Your House<\/h2>\n
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It is a very frustrating experience staring at those empty spaces in the main rooms of your house, clothes scattered all across the floor, and your closets just as messy; your rooms are just perpetual messes that never seem to get in order, no matter how much time and effort you spend cleaning them. What is the result of this frustrating process? Your overall well-being suffers and you find yourself making little problems into much larger difficulties. These little things that we are exposed to each day are the triggers for negative snowballs in our lives. Studies have proven that not having the necessary little things to complement our lifestyles are what give rise to bigger problems and the big problems are never really the cause. All the while, you are confused as to how you got yourself into such a knot. Coupled with the constant reminder, \u201cMoney can\u2019t buy happiness,\u201d mantra, causing you to think that saving your money will help your problems. The truth is that money can\u2019t buy happiness, but it can buy you the convenience to allow happiness in the door, such as buying the things you do need. Don\u2019t let the little things build to something much worse. Your home is your sanctuary and you need certain things to make it so. You are fooling yourself to think otherwise.<\/p>\n

[Editorial comment: There’s more — much more — below the cut. Please read the lengths this person is willing to go to in order to sell two dressers. (And they’re not even French Prudential<\/a> dressers!)]<\/p>\n

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For those of you in this situation who are more than a little frustrated and annoyed each day ——- you are impacting your life in a negative way and need a solution to your problems during this troubled economy and bitter winter; waiting will only create more problems. Successful people take the efforts necessary to remove small problems and they do it now. The difference in your life is tremendous.<\/p>\n

Xmas was good to us this year and my parents bought us all new furniture (without asking us what we needed). Turns out, we had bought furniture over a year ago (and paid retail and shipping fees!!) and now are stuck with too much furniture ———- and we have to sell 2 dressers to make room. The two dressers that we had before the new furniture came were part of the coolest set I\u2019ve ever had and ironically the dressers that I still want, but if I sold the new furniture I would be creating more problems for myself because the parents would know their gifts were sold. So, lucky you, the deal of the New Year is staring you right in the face. We are selling these two fine dressers to you, even though it pains me to do so.<\/p>\n

The two dressers were bought directly from Bassett Furniture and believe me, the process of buying straight from the manufacturer isn\u2019t fun and not cheap either. Knowing what I know now, I would have bought something from Craigslist and saved myself the hassle of paying for shipping, taxes, and stupid fees. Here\u2019s the dresser descriptions and the pictures are below as well:<\/p>\n

1. H- 29\u201d, D- 18\u201d, W- 53\u201d Mirror \u2013 H – 42\u201d, W- 31.5\u201d (attaches to back of dresser) 2 Large Drawers, 4 Small Drawers, 1 Compartment with Door 100% Oak with Brass\/ Ivory Handles 2. H- 42\u201d, D- 18\u201d, W- 32.5\u201d 3 Large Drawers, 2 Small Drawers, 1 Compartment with Door<\/p>\n

Both of these dressers are in exquisite shape, very elegant and refined, and have the classic oak modern flair that breathes life to any room. The freshness they radiate will literally alter the entire room and give it a new meaning. The 1st dresser had the mirror sold separately and was much more expensive. Oak furniture is one of those classic additions for bedrooms and you will be glad you have it. No other furniture is built to last like oak.<\/p>\n

My significant other wanted me to either 1) Sell both of these dressers for retail, considering what we went through to buy them or 2) Give them away to my relative moving to the area because he literally is moving with no furniture. I personally don\u2019t want to do anything with them, but I have no choice here and want to get them out as quickly as possible so I can move on. So, here\u2019s what I\u2019m going to do. My relative moves into town this Tuesday night, January 6th, if you don\u2019t buy the furniture before then he is going to get it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not going to reveal how much I paid for these dressers new (it was a lot with shipping, taxes, and fees included), but just know that you won\u2019t find this price anywhere with this quality of furniture. Just go visit Basset Furniture online to get an idea of how much they cost, not to mention that these 2 dressers are discontinued, increasing their value even more. When you buy both dressers, I will sell you Dresser #1 for $329, Dresser #2 for $97, and the detachable mirror for $67. Yeah, that\u2019s right. You read that correct. And here\u2019s what else I\u2019m gonna do, because I\u2019m such a nice guy: If you come buy them both by Monday evening at 7:30 PM, January 5th I will give you a $10 Papa John\u2019s Gift Card, a can of Oak Furniture Cleaner, and $29 off of Dresser #1.<\/p>\n

Now, that is a tremendous value, one that you will not find anywhere else, therefore there is nothing to wait for. You\u2019ve only got 2 days to get to this before it\u2019s all gone; I would recommend you get moving before someone beats you to it. Serious inquiries only. I will not reserve this for anyone over the phone; whoever calls and actually gets to this in person first will get the dressers. Do not reply to email above, I leave my computer at my office and won\u2019t get to you in time ———— to buy these call me directly at xxx.xxx.xxxx. Happy New Years and talk to you soon.<\/p>\n