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  • YSaC, Vol. XLIII

    Colsole Table – Excellent Condition – $300

    Console Table. Excellent Condition. Glass and Metal, circa 1990’s. Rectangular glass top with bowed front. Has been appraised for Fair Market Value of $300.00. Moving to California. Will take best offer.

    Really? $300? I don’t know what makes this better. The fact that I actually cannot see this appraised table or the fact that for $300 I am not also getting all of those freakin’ lamps you have crowding it in the picture.

    Sent in by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXI

    MONKEY TISSUE HOLDER – $150

    The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
    Features: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper

    Classy.

    You know what’s even better? (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXIX

    Cemetary plot @ Rosehill Cemetery – $3750

    Lovely location by the tree and duck pond. Retails for $3,927
    Owner will pay legal processing fee of ownership $150.

    Includes:
    •Property
    •The vault
    •Vault handling
    •Opening & closing
    •Granite marker, installation, engraving

    Let’s see… $3750 + $150 … woo hoo! I’ll save $27 and I’ll be able to look out at the duck pond for all eternity. I’m sold.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXII

    used toilet – $15

    Used toilet

    It certainly is.

    Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?

  • YSaC, Vol. XXI

    Framed Shrek print – $60

    I had this print framed at Michaels (I don’t know why I needed a Shrek picture) and it’s been sitting in its wrapping ever since. Never been hung up.

    Green metal frame with non-glare glass. Certificate of Authenticity on back.

    Photos taken with webcam in bright sunlight, so colors appear dull, but print is very colorful and sharp in person.

    So let me make sure I’ve got this right: you don’t know why you needed a Shrek picture, so you’re trying to sell it to someone else for $60?

  • YSaC, Vol. XVIII

    IBOUTIQUE INNVENTORY 50% SALE OUT

    Women Designer Clothing Store have overstock Inventory. Must sale out for New Fall Inventory. Great pieces for 50% off. Must Come Must See.

    Must Tell Me Where.