2008 September 10


The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
Features: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper


You know what’s even better? The person couldn’t be bothered to write their own description; it’s copied from here (including the misspelling of the word “addition”), where we also find out that the “original price” of $175 is in Canadian dollars.

It’s also available here for $146 or here for $122.40. Just in case anyone out there really wants one. Don’t say I never did anything for you.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 August 29

    Y’know, they didn’t really need anything funnier in this listing than the picture… it’s so ugly I could see the appeal, but I’d probably get drunk and scare the hell out of myself with it in the middle of the night.

    Adores: 3
  2. 2009 September 8

    I think I’m still stuck on the fact that you’re supposed to store unused toilet paper rolls on the plunger. Am I the only one that finds that disgusting??

    Adores: 5
  3. 2009 September 15
    Tasha permalink

    Too bad it’s so freaking expensive. It would make an awesome gag gift.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2010 August 14
    KatyCat permalink

    “…and the bottom monkey holds a single roll.” [/Cory] It’s actually the middle monkey, if you count hands you can see that the bottom one needs both hands for covering his ears. However, I’ll let it slide this time because you were clearly overwhelmed by the visual cacophony of monkeys happening here. [/end Cory]

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  5. 2015 February 16
    Tankerbell permalink

    KatyCat, I wish I could fling infinite doors at you for the phrase “visual cacophony of monkeys”. I am now going to get dressed and go outside – not because it’s creepy to be sitting here in my mom’s basement for days on end wearing the Homer Simpson uniform of tighty whities and a kool-aid mustache and laughing out loud at old YSaC posts, but because I must use the phrase “visual cacophony of monkeys” as soon as humanly possible.

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