Vol. 273: Miss Teen South Carolina sells furniture, y’all!

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WHOLE DINNING TABLE – $450


WHOLE DINNING TABLE AND OTHER BIG CLOSETS THAT YOU CAN USE THAT ARE MADE FROM OVER THAN 65 YEARS AGO WICH IS THE STYLE AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.YOU WILL NEED A BIG TRUCK TO BRING HE THINGS OUT.THE DINNING TABLE CAN BE SPLIT AND FIT 24 PEOPLE!IT COMES WITH A COVER THAT IS NOT TO HARD AND COVERS THE WOOD THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND FEELS LIKE IT IS GLASS BUT IT IS NOT.IT COMES WITH 6 CHAIRS,BUT YOU NEED TO ADD MORE CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE .IT WILL NOT HAVE LESS SPACE THAN 24 PEOPLE TO FIT IN.REMEMBER IT IS CHIP FOR THIS PLUS THE CLOSET AND THE SHELVS THAT COME IN ANOTHER CLOSET BUT IT DOES NOT USED FOR CLOSE,IT IS USED FOR GEST FOR A NICE LOOK BUT YOU CAN STELL PUT STOFF ON OR IN IT.SO E-MAIL ME KNOW AT YOU CAN CALL ANY TIME FOR MORE INF. AT CELL # xxx-xxx-xxxx [NAME]60@YAHOO.COM!

I PERSONALLY BELEVE THAT THE REESON CHILDERN CANT FIND THE DINNING TABLE IS BECUASE NOT ALL PEPLE HAVE DINNING TABLES, AND IF YOU HAVE A DINNING TABLE BUT ONLE 6 CHARS YOU NEAD MAOR CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE. AND THE CLOSET THAT DOES USED FOR GEST NOT PEPLE BUT THERE ARE SHELVS FOR STOFF. AND THE IRAQ AND THE SOUTH AFRICA EVERYWHERE LIKE SUCH AS.

Edited to add: This was submitted by Victoria. Thanks!

Comments

28 responses to “Vol. 273: Miss Teen South Carolina sells furniture, y’all!”

  1. Carlos Avatar
    Carlos

    I could not stop laughing with this one. It is the Queen-mother of all run-on sentences.

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Carlos, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. There’s one in the queue that wins the run-on sentence award, commas down.

  2. PrincessLuceval Avatar
    PrincessLuceval

    She obviously has prolbems with her math. One could squeeze 4 people on each dinning chair to seat 24 at the table. They could just leave their stoff in the closet. And I too feel sorry for kids that can’t find the dinning table because they don’t have one.

    This was a hoot.

  3. Brunogirl Avatar
    Brunogirl

    If we had maps….

  4. dissimilitude Avatar
    dissimilitude

    I can’t help but notice that the table is apparently so big they can’t get a picture of the whole thing…

    1. Daniel Avatar
      Daniel

      So there’s no proof that it really is a whole dinning table…

      Wouldn’t it suck to show up with a big truck to bring he thing out and find out that it’s only part of a dinning table?

  5. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    It seems that the person who posted the ad deleted it. I wonder if they saw their ad up here and were horribly embarrassed or something.

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Nah. It was originally posted over two weeks ago — I doubt that this was the reason it was deleted.

      1. dogface Avatar
        dogface

        Seems highly likely. Not as exciting, but what can you do?

  6. Random Person Avatar
    Random Person

    I’m glad it’s whole. I hate pre-sliced dinning tables.

  7. lareigna Avatar
    lareigna

    Am I the only one for whom the word ‘dinning table’ implies a table at which you sit to make a really, really loud noise? Which would make this the king of all dinning tables, because just imagine the cacophony of 25 people all making a din at once.

    1. Colleen in MA Avatar
      Colleen in MA

      WHAT??

    2. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      It’s enough to make you scream, ain’t it?

  8. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    Oh my, it seems that the Neo-Stoic sociopath who wants to head out to Bufu, Alaska with his impossibly-muscly captive made it on to the Best of Craigslist. Congrats, man.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1051835537.html

  9. pookie Avatar
    pookie

    “REMEMBER IT IS CHIP FOR THIS PLUS THE CLOSET AND THE SHELVS THAT COME IN ANOTHER CLOSET BUT IT DOES NOT USED FOR CLOSE,IT IS USED FOR GEST FOR A NICE LOOK BUT YOU CAN STELL PUT STOFF ON OR IN IT”

    wait, is it Chip that’s in the closet that is not used for “close”, but rather for “gest for a nice look”?

    i hope he’s “stell” putting “stoff” on or in it.

    1. kristen55 Avatar
      kristen55

      I love this part because it reminds me of some grade school ‘what is it’ puzzle. It’s a closet, but it’s not used for a closet, it’s for a gest(?) but you can still put stuff on it OR in it – what is it?!! Sadly, I don’t have a f’n clue…

  10. CE Blog Avatar

    When you read the ad, do you imagine someone suddenly sitting bolt upright in a bed and screaming it out in a fast monotone while staring at the wall opposite them AS THOUGH THEY WERE SEEING THROUGH IT?

  11. kt Avatar
    kt

    call at anytime eh? i know ill be thinking bout this amazing furniture round 3:12 AM

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Just want to point out that this was the 2,000th comment on YSaC. Yay!

  12. David Avatar
    David

    Miss Teen South Carolina? Not much competition out there, huh….

  13. cf Avatar
    cf

    I am a Miss Teen South Carolina and on behalf of Miss Teen South Carolina’s everywhere i am so angry when people assume because you’re a Miss Teen from South Carolina that there is something wrong with you. That is racist and offensive. I am starting a blogging alliance with Miss Teen South Carolina’s from all over the globe to combat these offenses.
    You have made a powerful enemy YSaC!

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      I’ve heard the Miss Teen South Carolina from Uzbekistan is a real looker.

    2. VagabondClown Avatar
      VagabondClown

      ROFL. Racist? Hardly. State-ist (I know, not a word), maybe.

      1. drmk Avatar
        drmk

        This was a mocking of a rant in a comment on an earlier post, I believe.

  14. VagabondClown Avatar
    VagabondClown

    *Twitch* I hate when people spell it ‘dinning’. I work at a newspaper – I have to edit ads that come through like this every day.

    This ad makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork.

    1. Hiyame Avatar
      Hiyame

      Personally, “makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork” should get its own tag. That would go on so many of these… Seriously.

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