Vol. 273: Miss Teen South Carolina sells furniture, y’all!

2009 April 16

WHOLE DINNING TABLE – $450


WHOLE DINNING TABLE AND OTHER BIG CLOSETS THAT YOU CAN USE THAT ARE MADE FROM OVER THAN 65 YEARS AGO WICH IS THE STYLE AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.YOU WILL NEED A BIG TRUCK TO BRING HE THINGS OUT.THE DINNING TABLE CAN BE SPLIT AND FIT 24 PEOPLE!IT COMES WITH A COVER THAT IS NOT TO HARD AND COVERS THE WOOD THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND FEELS LIKE IT IS GLASS BUT IT IS NOT.IT COMES WITH 6 CHAIRS,BUT YOU NEED TO ADD MORE CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE .IT WILL NOT HAVE LESS SPACE THAN 24 PEOPLE TO FIT IN.REMEMBER IT IS CHIP FOR THIS PLUS THE CLOSET AND THE SHELVS THAT COME IN ANOTHER CLOSET BUT IT DOES NOT USED FOR CLOSE,IT IS USED FOR GEST FOR A NICE LOOK BUT YOU CAN STELL PUT STOFF ON OR IN IT.SO E-MAIL ME KNOW AT YOU CAN CALL ANY TIME FOR MORE INF. AT CELL # xxx-xxx-xxxx [NAME]60@YAHOO.COM!

I PERSONALLY BELEVE THAT THE REESON CHILDERN CANT FIND THE DINNING TABLE IS BECUASE NOT ALL PEPLE HAVE DINNING TABLES, AND IF YOU HAVE A DINNING TABLE BUT ONLE 6 CHARS YOU NEAD MAOR CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE. AND THE CLOSET THAT DOES USED FOR GEST NOT PEPLE BUT THERE ARE SHELVS FOR STOFF. AND THE IRAQ AND THE SOUTH AFRICA EVERYWHERE LIKE SUCH AS.

Edited to add: This was submitted by Victoria. Thanks!

27 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 April 16
    Carlos permalink

    I could not stop laughing with this one. It is the Queen-mother of all run-on sentences.

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    • 2009 April 16
      drmk permalink

      Carlos, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. There’s one in the queue that wins the run-on sentence award, commas down.

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  2. 2009 April 16
    PrincessLuceval permalink

    She obviously has prolbems with her math. One could squeeze 4 people on each dinning chair to seat 24 at the table. They could just leave their stoff in the closet. And I too feel sorry for kids that can’t find the dinning table because they don’t have one.

    This was a hoot.

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  3. 2009 April 16
    Brunogirl permalink

    If we had maps….

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  4. 2009 April 16
    dissimilitude permalink

    I can’t help but notice that the table is apparently so big they can’t get a picture of the whole thing…

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    • 2009 April 16
      Daniel permalink

      So there’s no proof that it really is a whole dinning table…

      Wouldn’t it suck to show up with a big truck to bring he thing out and find out that it’s only part of a dinning table?

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  5. 2009 April 16
    dogface permalink

    It seems that the person who posted the ad deleted it. I wonder if they saw their ad up here and were horribly embarrassed or something.

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    • 2009 April 16
      drmk permalink

      Nah. It was originally posted over two weeks ago — I doubt that this was the reason it was deleted.

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      • 2009 April 16
        dogface permalink

        Seems highly likely. Not as exciting, but what can you do?

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  6. 2009 April 16
    Random Person permalink

    I’m glad it’s whole. I hate pre-sliced dinning tables.

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  7. 2009 April 16
    lareigna permalink

    Am I the only one for whom the word ‘dinning table’ implies a table at which you sit to make a really, really loud noise? Which would make this the king of all dinning tables, because just imagine the cacophony of 25 people all making a din at once.

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    • 2009 April 16
      Colleen in MA permalink

      WHAT??

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    • 2009 April 16
      drmk permalink

      It’s enough to make you scream, ain’t it?

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  8. 2009 April 16
    dogface permalink

    Oh my, it seems that the Neo-Stoic sociopath who wants to head out to Bufu, Alaska with his impossibly-muscly captive made it on to the Best of Craigslist. Congrats, man.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1051835537.html

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  9. 2009 April 16
    pookie permalink

    “REMEMBER IT IS CHIP FOR THIS PLUS THE CLOSET AND THE SHELVS THAT COME IN ANOTHER CLOSET BUT IT DOES NOT USED FOR CLOSE,IT IS USED FOR GEST FOR A NICE LOOK BUT YOU CAN STELL PUT STOFF ON OR IN IT”

    wait, is it Chip that’s in the closet that is not used for “close”, but rather for “gest for a nice look”?

    i hope he’s “stell” putting “stoff” on or in it.

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    • 2009 April 16
      kristen55 permalink

      I love this part because it reminds me of some grade school ‘what is it’ puzzle. It’s a closet, but it’s not used for a closet, it’s for a gest(?) but you can still put stuff on it OR in it – what is it?!! Sadly, I don’t have a f’n clue…

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  10. 2009 April 16

    When you read the ad, do you imagine someone suddenly sitting bolt upright in a bed and screaming it out in a fast monotone while staring at the wall opposite them AS THOUGH THEY WERE SEEING THROUGH IT?

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  11. 2009 April 16

    call at anytime eh? i know ill be thinking bout this amazing furniture round 3:12 AM

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    • 2009 April 16
      drmk permalink

      Just want to point out that this was the 2,000th comment on YSaC. Yay!

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  12. 2009 April 19
    David permalink

    Miss Teen South Carolina? Not much competition out there, huh….

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  13. 2009 April 20

    I am a Miss Teen South Carolina and on behalf of Miss Teen South Carolina’s everywhere i am so angry when people assume because you’re a Miss Teen from South Carolina that there is something wrong with you. That is racist and offensive. I am starting a blogging alliance with Miss Teen South Carolina’s from all over the globe to combat these offenses.
    You have made a powerful enemy YSaC!

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    • 2009 April 20
      drmk permalink

      I’ve heard the Miss Teen South Carolina from Uzbekistan is a real looker.

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    • 2009 May 8
      VagabondClown permalink

      ROFL. Racist? Hardly. State-ist (I know, not a word), maybe.

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      • 2009 May 8
        drmk permalink

        This was a mocking of a rant in a comment on an earlier post, I believe.

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  14. 2009 May 8
    VagabondClown permalink

    *Twitch* I hate when people spell it ‘dinning’. I work at a newspaper – I have to edit ads that come through like this every day.

    This ad makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork.

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    • 2009 August 17
      Hiyame permalink

      Personally, “makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork” should get its own tag. That would go on so many of these… Seriously.

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