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  • YSaC, Vol. LII

    COOL WEIRD TREASURE

    tried to have yard sale last week, rain…
    have been a collector of old cool stuff for years, making my escape to warmer climate, it all must go. i’m not selling a lot of furniture so if that’s what you’re looking for you might want to skip this yard sale. but if you are looking for a black madonna print, a vintaqge silk wedding kimono, an 80 candle candelabra, bull horns, victorian steamer trunk, old mirrors, stained glass, vintage marrionettes, etc, etc, etc… stop by. all yard-sale priced, not ebay priced!

    You know what’s weird in this listing? Not the black madonna print, not the 80-candle candelabra, not the bull horns. (Okay, maybe that’s a little weird.) No, the really weird thing about this listing is the dog wearing the vintage silk wedding kimono.

    Submitted by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XLIII

    Colsole Table – Excellent Condition – $300

    Console Table. Excellent Condition. Glass and Metal, circa 1990’s. Rectangular glass top with bowed front. Has been appraised for Fair Market Value of $300.00. Moving to California. Will take best offer.

    Really? $300? I don’t know what makes this better. The fact that I actually cannot see this appraised table or the fact that for $300 I am not also getting all of those freakin’ lamps you have crowding it in the picture.

    Sent in by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XLII

    AKIA entertainment ctr and Xtra side piece – $45

    These are akia brand. I will sell both for $49. This is a large unit for a great price and a side unit for extra storage. Nice set. This week only!!!! 2 Pieces. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah yes, “AKIA”, the cheaper-quality Swedish bastard stepchild.

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