The 200th post seems like a good time to make a change. I’ve decided the Roman numerals are irritating, and am abandoning them for numbers and the occasional snarky headline. You may direct complaints to the complaint department at your nearest Circuit City.
Anyway, in honor of YSaC’s 200th post, I’d like to do something a little different. As proprietress of this here web site, there’s a lot of things I can track about the comings and goings of people. One of the things I can see is what combination of words people type into a search engine that ends up bringing them to this site. As I’m about to illustrate, it’s almost weirder than the things that end up getting posted.
let me get you craigslist
(No thanks, you see, I’ve already got one.)
code word craiglists mushrooms
(If you don’t know the code word, you’re not cool enough to buy mushrooms. I already know I’m not cool enough, so don’t come here looking for answers!)
colloms for wedding cake
(I first read this as “Gollums for wedding cake”, which brought up a hilarious mental image of Gollum sitting on top of the cake with the wedding rings … my precioussssssssss)
ponies free on graigslist
(Some people shouldn’t have ponies.)
someone had advertised shit tzus on crai
(Or Shih Tzus.)
does accounting suck
(Yes.)
lacawates valtrus-suka
(This is probably the result of someone reading this post and double checking to see if there are any other results [which there aren’t, although the Tucson Craigslist shows up because that’s where the original post was], but I still like the idea of there actually being something called a “lacawates valtrus-suka” that people are looking up and then arriving here.)
personals what does discrete mean
(This poor person is going to end up so confused.)
my husband is looking at casual encounters
(Maybe he’s looking for things to send here? If not, take note, folks — that’s a pretty good excuse.)
crt205 homework
(If only it were that easy.)
save my soul craigslist
(I don’t think Craigslist has the power to do that. This site, however, certainly does, so you’ve come to the right place!)
