Update to YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail LIVE!
A while back I posted this shining example of when spambots go hilariously awry, featuring this post:
The craigs list – 34
Hello. I am an MAN looking for an WOMAN who is LAID BACK. I am 21 years old and I like to WATERSKIING and also to CAMPING. I am a good sense of humor with a fun and tall.
My favorite movies are TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND], but I’m not into chick flicks.
I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE. Maybe you would like to ride with us?
My favorite music bands are ABBA, AC//DC, and AIROSMITH.
Not content to leave awful enough alone, boyofutica has turned this post into a live-action dating video:
This. Is. Awesome. The rubber duckie bit at the end made me cry with laughter. Thank you!!
It all makes sense now …
Hilarious!
This is BRILLIANT.
I am a fan of the RUBBER DUCKY at the end.
The maker of this video should get an AWARD.
The only thing better than that video is [error: nothing better than that video can be found]
megan
“and to camping!” hahaha.. i never imagined a world where old posts arose from the grave with such goodness. cheers!
Oh my goodness. That is the best. thing. ever. Can I have his phone number? I would like to marry him, please.
i agree!!
Get in line. I want to marry this guy and have 50 snarky babies with him…
Best. Post. Ever.
It’s always gratifying to see that there are LOTS of crazy-ass-funny people in the world. Adore!!!
OMG. This is the best thing ever!! ow my lungs hurt so much just from laughing at the duck at the end. WOW. This video is epic.
OMG that was brilliant! We need more dramatic readings like this. Perhaps this will start a spinoff video blog of dramatic readings of crappy Craigslist posts.
I’ll cosign that for sure!
There’s always ProjectRant (see link in sidebar), who do dramatic readings of people’s rants. I love what they’re doing — in fact, we have a joint production upcoming.
Ooh, yes! Definitely send more bad Craigslist posts their way!
Also, this video gets funnier every time I watch it. A sure sign of a winner!
Haha this made my morning! The rubber ducky part was hilarious.
That video was hilarious. Good work Miffy!
OMG this is the best. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time. I kept having to refer back to the ad, especially when he pronounced ‘seet’. Awesome boyofutica, pure and simple awesomeness.
Me too Martha! I kept scrolling back up so much I had to watch it again. The INTENSITY of the rubber ducky stare just cracked me up.
Jules
A Star is Borned! I can haz more, plz?
That was PERFECT! Thanks boyofutica for doing that and thanks drmk for sharing it with us. That was a riot. I’m still laughing.
Man – He’s HILARIOUS! Can I date him?
This gets a thousand points for awesome. I’ve got it favorited. X3
Yes, funny all around. The video was hilarious. The duck at the end was uber creepy. However, not as creepy as this line of text in the original ad: “I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE”
Let’s boil this down and correct it a bit to “I like to take my dog in the back seat.”
*shudder*
Now I have to go stick a fork in my eyes to get these images out of my head.
That’s taking it to a whole new level of twisted. Thanks for the visual.
I like the attention to detail. The head turn in the middle of “AC//DC” was awesome.
Love.
This totally made my day. Thank you so much!
That is the perfect proportion of tequila to Kahlua. Cheers all the way around.
OMG…..MIFFY made me laugh until I cried…
Brilliant. Love.it. I have watched it at least 6 times, and it still makes me cry with laughter. Thank you! Also, love the site!
Brilliant! Only disappointment was that he didn’t actually say “error: movie not found.”
Oh, man, I am literally CRYING with LAUGHTER over here! This is the Best Thing in the World!
This is HILARIOUS!! I’m so happy right now 🙂
this is the biggest pile of crap and isn’t even remotely hilarious. the guy looks like he would actually rape your mum.
I think you’re missing the context, j.
I’m pretty sure this guy could accomplish world peace; brilliant funny. Of course it would require more idiots failing at Craigslist personals…
is it weird that I was totally attracted to that?
I cried to tears! best post so far!
Sadly, my favorite parts are the music and the wallpaper. Classic.
I have watched this too many times to admit, and it still hasn’t gone stale. To me, the masterstroke is the mouth-quirk whilst pronouncing “seet.”
i am cry at this. dux.
Is that Error: Movie Not Found any good?
I love AIROSMITH lol
AIROSMITH
was inflected perfectly!
This video cracks me up everytime I see it. I have the link saved in my favorites and randomly watch it. This guy needs to make a video for every spambot posts. He is hilarious!!
hysterical. and i recognized the accent. it is Utica, NY. very clever. i’ve just discovered your archives. i only found this site about 3 weeks ago…
Oh my gosh I can’t stop crying. It’s like, it’s so funny, it’s sad.
omg, the tears.
Every single time I watch this, I laugh until I cry.
This is one of the best things I have ever seen!!! lol!
Huh. Very few of our current group of commentators replied on this post. Could it be possible they haven’t SEEN the best of YSaC?
Also, why hasn’t boyofutica done any more of these? PLEASE?
Finally, I’m holding up my rubber ducky!
Shit son, I’ve read every single post that’s ever been on here! I just find it weird when all five of the most recent comments are from me >_>
I remember reading/seeing this (I could forget?) but had not yet begun to pluck up the courage to comment.
You know, I come back and watch this again from time to time when I need a little pick-me-up. It still makes me cry with laughter every time. I love it!
That was certainly, well, certainly something! I hope that guy dosen’t live near me.