YSaC, Vol. CLXXV
FREE PIGGY BANKS
free handmade piggy banks made by [name].
if you would like to pick them up, call me and ill give you directions.
my phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.
In related news, there was an incident at the Make-Your-Own-Pottery place yesterday, in which twenty second graders on a school field trip had to leave before they had finished making spoon holders for their mothers. Authorities said something about a "creepy old guy" who was scaring the children.
(Is it wrong that the more I look at these, I kind of like them?)