YSaC, Vol. CLXXIV
Side by Side, stop working in good shape otherswise
To go along with your non-working cars, why not acquire a non-working fridge? I mean, it's in good shape otherwise, so it could be used for a bookcase, or a storage area, or you could make a go-cart out of it.
Or is "stop working" an imperative? As in "Stop working! Acquire this fridge!" It's like Hammer Time but with a fridge. I wonder if it makes vanilla ice?
By the way, I think I've identified why the fridge isn't working -- it has a gator in it! (If you parse "refridgator" properly, it could be "refried gator".)