YSaC, Vol. 1797: Gotta get movin’ to a clown that’s right for me.
Is it safe, to allow your kids to eat candy flavored chap stick?
My son, eats about 3 containers a day, of various flavored lip balm sticks. He particularly likes the blueberry flavored chap sticks.
He says they give him super powers. So idk? He did survive being hit by a moped, and he didn’t break a bone. And the clowns moped was totaled. So I’m beginning to wonder.
Chapstick Connoisseur is my Lipps, Inc. cover band.
What super powers would chapstick consumption convey? The ability to …
Okay, wait a minute. Seriously — you just know that the dancers in that video have had nightmares about this gig ever since, especially the poor girl designated the lead funky-seeker. I mean, she is not in any way funky, and she could really use an escort to somewhere that would provide her with the recommended daily allowance of funky to ameliorate her funkyless condition, but I’m not sure this was the best way to entice someone who has an excess of funky and the means to provide transport to allow her to accompany them on their journey.
I seem to have gotten distracted. Look, a clown on a moped! *crash* oops.
Thanks, mc l!