YSaC, Vol. 848: The Chair Way to Heaven.
nice kitchen table and chairs must sell!! – $115
Must sell!!! reduced price to 115.00 chairs have imprint of 10 commandments!! If interested call natalia xxx-xxx-xxxx!!
I am thy table and thy chairs.
Thou shalt have no other chairs before me.
You shall not make for yourself any other chairs, whether in the form of wingbacks, stools, or chaise longues.
You shall not sit in any other chairs, for I am a jealous chair, and I will punish you and your children with discomfort, but I will be comfortable to those who sit in no other chairs.
You shall not make wrongful use of the chair.
Remember the chair, and keep it cushioned. On the seventh day, you may rest in me and watch football.
Honor thy table, so that your meals may be long.
You shall not break the chair.
You shall not bring other chairs into the household.
You shall not take chairs from others.
You shall not lie to the chair.
You shall not covet thy neighbor’s chairs, as they are evil chairs and do not love you the way I love you.
Thanks, Amy! (Amy has also submitted the curio cabinet full of bicycles, the Hugh inventory, and the table that’s taller with a tablecloth, among others! Methinks it’s time for Amy to get her own tag!