YSaC, Vol. 768: Where do ninjas shop?
These two ads are cut from the same cloth, and that cloth is the “possibly awesome” tag.
I am looking for a partner (or group) for various urban ninja activities. I have very little experience, so I am looking for someone with little or no experience as well (although if you have a lot, I certainly would still enjoy the company). I am looking for someone that I can learn and train with. Gender is irrelevant.
Daytime activities may include:
- Climbing trees and buildings
- Ranting about capitalism
- Practicing balance and agility
- Sword fighting
- Other fighting
- Playing ninja video games
- Crafting or purchasing gear
- Free running
Nighttime activities may include:
- Going unseen
- Exploring the urban landscape
- Watching ninja movies
I’m looking to have fun, get my adrenaline pumping, and increase my self-reliance and self-defense.
I am generally law-abiding and moral, so I will not do anything that will harm another person unwillingly (either physically, economically, mentally, or otherwise) unless significant arguments can be made that others will benefit more from my actions, although this is a decision not to be taken lightly.
Let me know if you’re interested, and let me know your experience, what sorts of additional activities may interest you, or if you have any issues with any of the activities I mentioned or anything I said.
Believe it or not, this post is serious
I’m all for moral urban ninja-ing. I can see it now … groups of ninjas roaming the streets, putting quarters into expired parking meters and helping little old ladies cross the street. Obviously they’d simultaneously be fighting evil, because that’s what ninjas do — and believe you me, they wouldn’t top off the parking meter for anyone evil!
Jedi Warrior seeks Same
Wanted one Jedi warrior (Sith or otherwise) to participate in ongoing and constant lightsaber duels. Must be tireless, willing to fight with second or third best light saber and never take the wrong guy. If my 5 year old Jedi wants to be Darth Vader then you have to be someone else. Must be able to make many cool noises and introduce cool movies without being overbearing or intimidating. Must expect to fall down on the floor and die many times. Must never stop playing. Must never show in interest in something that occurred anywhere except a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Damn. I was good up until that last sentence.
Thanks for the Jedi ad, Monica!