YSaC, Vol. 712: Darlin’, it’s better down where it’s wetter!
Actors and cast needed for Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors
Megamonolith Pictures is holding an open casting call for TITANIC 2: MERMAID SAVIORS, a sequel to the Academy Award-winning 1997 blockbuster TITANIC, on July 1st and 2nd. The film begins moments after the sinking of the Titanic. All who have drowned are brought back to life by a futuristic race of mermaids, called the Mantocks, who welcome the humans to their underwater paradise. Soon after, JACK DAWSON is elected king of the underwater humans. DAWSON requests that all humans be returned above water, a request that is denied by KING MANTROCK. The humans are slowly brainwashed into worshiping their mermaid saviors. Meanwhile, the sunken TITANIC has become a haunted underwater wasteland inhabited by RAGGARO and his band of mermaid pirates. Will the humans ever free themselves from their mermaid slavery? Will the mermaid pirates wage war on Mantock?
All actors seeking consideration must reply to this post with:
1.) A headshot
2.) A few short paragraphs on why they’re qualified for MERMAID SAVIORS.
Actors with mermaid and under water acting experience are highly desirable.
Anyway, regular readers will recall that I’m the last remaining person on the planet who has not seen Titanic. I’m afraid that I might miss some of the finer plot points of this sequel. Like, for example, what the futuristic race of mermaids are doing in the freezing waters of the north Atlantic in 1912.
Here’s a sample of dialog from Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors:
Jack: Glug glug glug gurgle burble glug.
King Mant(r)ock: Gurgle gurgle blub!
Jack: Blurgle glurgle glub!
*shark eats Jack*
Shark: Om nom nom.
Thanks for the submission, Yancy! I look forward to hearing how YSaC readers plan to audition for this retro-futuristic underwater blockbuster.