YSaC, Vol. 573: The nacho cheese fountain finally has some competition.
Just making sure the “possibly awesome” tag doesn’t feel neglected:
Ceramic bald Lionel Richie bust wanted
I am looking for a replica of the bust made in the Lionel Richie “Hello” video.
However I’d like it to be bald as I intend to recreate that lovable afromullet with some sort of cream cheese dip at parties. Not that I have many parties, but if I had this, I might start. I’d like it to be maybe about a foot tall. It really has to look like that bust (which oddly enough doesn’t look like Lionel Richie at all) or it won’t be worth it. Hopefully it can be the same orangish-brown matte finish that is in the video but I understand making it safe for a cheesy-afro might lead to some compromises.
Please email me with a bid including a breakdown the cost of supplies and labor. I can also exchange for computer repair (mac/pc, virus/malware repair, etc) or maybe a 12″ G4 iBook,
Thank you to Curtis for informing me that terracotta would not be a good choice for a food-safe sculpture.
You have cream cheese as your hair,
You have pimentos as your teeth;
You’re a bust of Lionel Richie,
With ceramics underneath
Tell me how to make the dip
For I haven’t got a clue
And I want to tell you so much, I love you …