Tag: not.a.lion

  • YSaC, Vol. 1712: In which Richard Attenborough says, “Yup.”

    Lion portrait CHEAP – $10

    Huge Portrait that we kept from when moved. Paid $40.00 and selling for $10.

    [Richard Attenborough voice] The lion. Majestic, imposing, and totally not a tiger. Nope, not a tiger at all. No tigers here. That’s a lion. Yup. [end Richard Attenborough voice]

    It’s been a while since we had a nice lion around here. It’s also been a while since I wrote a post. I figured I’d go with a classic to ease myself back into it. Thanks, Jen, for the low-hanging fruit!

  • YSaC, Vol. 431: Serious cat does not LOL.

    Animal Print – $45


    Large Animal print collection from Home Interior
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    Only serious people respond – I am not looking to buy, sell, or engage in other activities on this website – so please do not bother me with other offers! I am a very serious person!

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    I am Serious Lion. This is serious post. Serious, I say! Serious Lion is not interested in your solicitations to view your webcam or refinance my mortgage. Serious Lion will not send money to Nigeria via Western Union. Serious Lion is only interested in sitting here, and being serious. And a lion. Because I am Serious Lion.

    (Before anyone yells at me, follow the “lion” link. I know it’s not a lion.)

    Thanks, Lesley!

  • You suck at Craigslist, Vol. III

    In the last three days, someone has posted the same hideous “lion and giraffe” pictures three times, with increasing hilarity.

    Listing #1:

    lion and giraffe – $30


    Date: 2008-08-16, 8:30AM EDT

    these are really expensive pics, u can go look at them in the finger hut magazine from last year, they cost about 300.00 new. i want 30 for the set.there 3 foot long and 3 feet wide, very nice. email me if intereted

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