YSaC, Vol 581: No wabbit’s gonna catch ME nappin’!
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Is your holiday season too hectic to rap all the presents you bot for your family and friend, or do you just want to get your rapping done with out having to do any of it . Well then I’m your girl. I’ll do all your rapping for a low price. If your interested please E-mail me.
That entirely depends on how you’re going to rap them, as far as I’m concerned.
Early Sugar Hill Gang style, with attendant stilted delivery?
“If you need presents rapped then I’m your girl,
I’m magic on the mic.
I can rap a doll, I can rap a car, I can even rap a bike!”
Run-DMCesque partner rapping?
“The holiday season, is way too hectic!”
“The stores are filled, with lights electric!”
“We’re here to rap…””…presents!”
“For all you…””…peasants!”
“So we’re posting here on Craigslist!”
Public Enemy style run-on militancy?
“Santa! Brings you a gift! But he don’t rap it in the attic where the crap it don’t fit!”
(Flavor Flav: “YEAH BOYEE!”)
Snoop Dogg west coast incomprehensibility?
“Twas the twenty fourth in Compton, and all through the hizouse,
While I’m rapping no one’s stirring, not a f***ing mizouse.”
Jay-Z-esque naturalistic rapping?
“If you got presents I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 gifts, but I rapped every one.”
Or am I just being too literal?
Thanks for the link, Lexi!